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by H_K_LFC » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:21 pm

   

Chuck Norris

by Lando_Griffin » Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:17 am

Where the feck has all the Chuck Norris stuff come from!?!?!?!?! It's EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!

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by H_K_LFC » Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:18 pm

LOL its brilliant

Chuck Norris uses Viagra eyedrops so he can look hard.

 

by dawson99 » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:03 am

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by dawson99 » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:41 am

and even more...

WWE entertainment recently announced it was stopping broadcasts and shutting down, just a few short minutes after Chuck Norris said he was thinking of joining.

For Chuck Norris, every day is Dolmio Day.

Chuck Norris does not need a seatbelt. Chuck Norris will crush anyone stupid enough to get in the way of Chuck Norris in a car accident.

If nails are really good, they are as hard as Chuck Norris'.

Chuck Norris can fit through the eye of a needle.

Judgement Day will only happen when Chuck Norris gets a phone call from God.

When doctors try to take Chuck Norris' pulse, Chuck Norris removes theirs.

Every singer ever is miming to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can find things Google didn't know existed.

Chuck Norris has completed Halo on legendary mode just by pressing one button twice. Chuck Norris refuses to say which button.

Chuck Norris owns millions of websites. All end in '.chuck'.

Chuck Norris doesn't have friends or family. Only victims.

You don't want to be opposite Chuck Norris.
You don't want to be behind Chuck Norris.
You don't want to be beside Chuck Norris.
You want to stay the away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was the first person to tell the chicken crossing the road joke. When the person didnմ get it, Chuck Norris killed them.

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has only had sex once. 2000 - 2006.

Chuck Norris can wrestle poodles, and win.

Chuck Norris has more veins in his forehead than Jonathan 'the gay' Herbert.

Chuck Norris was just joking about that last statement.

Pwy ydy fy nhad? You guessed it. Chuck Norris.

Only two types of people have spoken to Chuck Norris, the dead and those who are about to die.
In Mongolian, the word for 'death' is 'Chukanoris'.

Accidents caused by not sending chain emails on is Chuck Norris at work.



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