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by 115-1073096938 » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:57 am

Andy you're just jealous mate....

by Dalglish » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:01 am

Stu, you have one of those faces only a mother could love

by 115-1073096938 » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:14 am

Dalglish wrote:Stu, you have one of those faces only a mother could love

Thanks son...

by woof woof ! » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:45 am

stu_the_red wrote:
I'm on the left...

  Thats one of those faces you usually see when checking into some out of the way motel in Transylvania .     

Keep yer door locked lads !   

by woof woof ! » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:06 am

Wayne's World

Garth:  Wayne...umm.. what do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne:  I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.

by woof woof ! » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:02 am

I had a lamb curry and a couple of bottles of Singha (beer) last night   

by woof woof ! » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:07 am

It didn't half make me fart .

by woof woof ! » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:11 am

by babu » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:24 am

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by woof woof ! » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:02 am

Yep ,It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"   

by Cool Hand Luke » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:32 pm

i think yes what about you

by RAFABENITEZ » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:36 pm

by Woollyback » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:48 am

RAFABENITEZ wrote:you are madly in love with someone, does anyone understand the fecking unavoidable thoughts you get about that special person. arrgghh im getting 3 hours sleep now a nite.

rafa lad, 'tis time to send her a valentine's card (the old fashioned version of bluetoothing) - if you're stuck for somehting to write here's a few suggestions

Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was p1ssed.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Five parts vodka, one part lime.

by Woollyback » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:50 am

by babu » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:01 am

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