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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:13 pm

peewee wrote:peewee has got the hump and wants to discuss it.

i read today that colin mongomerie has offered his wife 15 million quid in their divorce as long has she agrees to have no access to his future earnings. 15 million is half of his wealth.


ok so you may be wondering why im angry. ok i will explain. his wife is divorcing him stating 'unreasonable behaviour' due to his obsession with golf, so dont you think it hypoctitical that she will accept half of his money that he made while indulging in this 'unreasonable behaviour'.


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PeeWee surely this is a wind up ?
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:15 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
peewee wrote:peewee has got the hump and wants to discuss it.

i read today that colin mongomerie has offered his wife 15 million quid in their divorce as long has she agrees to have no access to his future earnings. 15 million is half of his wealth.


ok so you may be wondering why im angry. ok i will explain. his wife is divorcing him stating 'unreasonable behaviour' due to his obsession with golf, so dont you think it hypoctitical that she will accept half of his money that he made while indulging in this 'unreasonable behaviour'.


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PeeWee surely this is a wind up ?

no, its just the reality of the modern world, what a shame.

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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:20 pm

Just when you think you've heard everything ! .

Real justice would be if the judge awarded half of the fella's money NOT earned from his golfing obsession .
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Postby JBG » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:02 pm

peewee wrote:peewee has got the hump and wants to discuss it.

i read today that colin mongomerie has offered his wife 15 million quid in their divorce as long has she agrees to have no access to his future earnings. 15 million is half of his wealth.


ok so you may be wondering why im angry. ok i will explain. his wife is divorcing him stating 'unreasonable behaviour' due to his obsession with golf, so dont you think it hypoctitical that she will accept half of his money that he made while indulging in this 'unreasonable behaviour'.


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If thats true its a disgrace.

A spouse should not be allowed anywhere near that. Marry some rich guy, threaten to divorce him and take him to the cleaners.

I wouldn't mind but as far as I can remember, he only married her not that long ago.
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:38 pm

No they were married before he became a top player, think he was still an amateur at the time.

The "unreasonable behaviour" was down to the fact he looks like Mrs Doubtfire and is a miserable get, so fair play to his missus.  :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:03 am

JBG wrote:
peewee wrote:peewee has got the hump and wants to discuss it.

i read today that colin mongomerie has offered his wife 15 million quid in their divorce as long has she agrees to have no access to his future earnings. 15 million is half of his wealth.


ok so you may be wondering why im angry. ok i will explain. his wife is divorcing him stating 'unreasonable behaviour' due to his obsession with golf, so dont you think it hypoctitical that she will accept half of his money that he made while indulging in this 'unreasonable behaviour'.


old hag


:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

If thats true its a disgrace.

A spouse should not be allowed anywhere near that. Marry some rich guy, threaten to divorce him and take him to the cleaners.

I wouldn't mind but as far as I can remember, he only married her not that long ago.

i think married for 15 years mate, so a million for each year. i read it yesterday and then had to read it again to make sure i wasnt mistaken. im not surprised now some people have a pre nuptial agreement
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:35 am

i think he should change his name to richard hillman, that's what i'd do :nod
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:38 am

or show her just how good he is with his 6 iron, right accross her head
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:45 am

good on her i say, and good morning one and all

i dont really mean that about good on her, lets burn her hair
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:28 am

yeah! let's iron her t1ts! :angry:  :laugh:
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:30 am

time for some modern toss

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Postby dawson99 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:33 am

Woollyback wrote:yeah! let's iron her t1ts! :angry:  :laugh:

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Postby Woollyback » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:44 am

put some poo flakes in her dinner   :O
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:27 pm

the only iron a woman should know about is the one she is ironing my f*cking socks and pants with    :angry:




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Postby dawson99 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:02 pm

pee wee, i just worked out, your name is an anagram of peeeew lol
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