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by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:09 am

cant bel;ieve its only910 on a monday morning and we are already rehearsing west side story the real world musical, gonna be a long day

(im still working on allo allo the musical!!!!)

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:14 am

dawson99 wrote:cant bel;ieve its only910 on a monday morning and we are already rehearsing west side story the real world musical, gonna be a long day
(im still working on allo allo the musical!!!!)

Oh yeah , Ciggy in a french maids outfit singing "Parlez Moi D'Amour" .

My solo will be the Charles Trenet classic "Boum"

La pendule fait tic tac tic tac
Les oiseaux du lac font pic pic pic pic
Glou glou glou font tous les dindons
Et la jolie cloche ding din don
Mais ...

Boum
Quand notre cœur fait Boum
Tout avec lui dit Boum
Et c'est l'amour qui s'éveille.
Boum
Il chante "love in bloom"
Au rythme de ce Boum
Qui redit Boum à l'oreille

Tout a changé depuis hier
Et la rue a des yeux qui regardent aux fenêtres
Y a du lilas et y a des mains tendues
Sur la mer le soleil va paraître

Boum
L'astre du jour fait Boum
Tout avec lui dit Boum
Quand notre cœur fait Boum Boum

Le vent dans les bois fait hou hou hou
La biche aux abois fait mê mê mê
La vaisselle cassée fait cric crin crac
Et les pieds mouillés font flic flic flac
Mais...

Boum
Quand notre cœur fait Boum
Tout avec lui dit Boum
L'oiseau dit Boum, c'est l'orage
Boum
L'éclair qui lui fait boum
Et le bon Dieu dit Boum
Dans son fauteuil de nuages.

Car mon amour est plus vif que l'éclair
Plus léger qu'un oiseau qu'une abeille
Et s'il fait Boum s'il se met en colère
Il entraîne avec lui des merveilles.

Boum
Le monde entier fait Boum
Tout l'univers fait Boum
Parc'que mon cœur fait Boum Boum
Boum
Je n'entends que Boum Boum
Ça fait toujours Boum Boum
Boum Boum Boum...

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:16 am

I know some of you are dying to hear me sing that in English ........ Ok ,yer talked me into it .

Boom!
Why did my heart go boom!
Me and my heart go boom!
Boom-tiddy-boom
‘Cause I love you

Boom!
When you are near it’s boom!
I could see love in bloom
Boom-tiddy-boom
All around you

Was it at seven or half past eleven
Or cruising about the Pacific
I only know I can’t let you go
Your effect upon me is terrific

Boom
When we’re a bride and groom
Oh won’t my heart go boom,
Boom-tiddy-boom
‘Cause I love you

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:18 am

and i thought i was a little off centre!!!

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:23 am

Yeah , lets get back to west side story , think I'll sing this one on the bus.

Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringing up-ke
That get us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks,
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION and QUARTET:
Gee. Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that every child oughta get
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood,
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION:
There is good!

ALL:
There is good, there is good,
There's an tapped good,
Like inside, the worst of us is good.

SNOWBOY(imitating Krupke):
That's a touchin' good story!

ACTION: Lemme tell you to the world!

SNOWBOY ("Krupke"):
Just tell it to the judge!

ACTION(to "Judge"):
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough,
With all the marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL ("Judge"):
Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an
analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION:
I'm disturbed!

ALL:
We're disturbed. we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL ("Judge"):
In the opinion of this court, this child is
depraved on account
he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!

DIESEL ("Judge"): So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (to "Psychiatrist"):
My father is a :censored:

,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea,
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress,
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB ("psychiatrist"):
Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
"Und" sociogic'ly he's sick!

ACTION:
I am sick!

ALL:
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick sick sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB ("psychiatrist"):
In my opinion this child don't need to have
his head shrunk at all.
Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB ("psychiatrist"):
So take him to a social worker!

ACTION (to "Social Worker"):
Dear kindly social worker.
They say go earn a buck,
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schmuck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work,
Glory Osky, that's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JONN (imitating female social worker):
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION:
I'm no good!

ALL:
We're no good, we're no good,
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL ("Judge"):
The trouble is he's crazy!

A-RAB ("Psychiatrist"):
The trouble is he drinks!

BABY JOHN ("Social Worker"):
The trouble is he's lazy!

DIESEL ("Judge"):
The trouble is he stinks!

A-RAB ("Psychiatrist"):
The trouble is he's growing!

BABY JOHN ("Social Worker"):
The trouble is he's grown!

ALL:
Krupke. we got troubles of our own!
Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fella with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do!
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:24 am

which mod is officer krupke? hehehe

by **Judge** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:39 am

woof woof ! wrote:Fraid so Judge , Taking the car into central London now costs £8 (congestion charge) and a small fortune in parking fee's .

i usually use other cars plates, so no congestion charge

only joking, i dont drive anywhere in london, i go by train

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:44 am

i dont even have a drivers licence, trains and cabs all the way for me

by **Judge** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:48 am

dawson99 wrote:i dont even have a drivers licence, trains and cabs all the way for me

if you used VIRGIN trains, you couldnt go all the way :;):

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:01 pm

got a virgin train to go scotland next week. no more smoking carriages

gotta go 4 hours without a ciggy. maybe i will have to just drink lots more to make up for it

by **jonnymac1979** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:06 pm

Another staggering weekend on the booze, Monday morning feel like shat.

What's going on then? I've hardly been on here all weekend?

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:12 pm

well jonny, me and woof are making west side story the real world musical. liverpool have resigned some young scally from somewhere, apparently hes alright. and theres a pubes discussion on the non football polls

by **Judge** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:14 pm

dawson99 wrote:got a virgin train to go scotland next week. no more smoking carriages
gotta go 4 hours without ciggy. maybe i will have to just drink lots more to make up for it

does ciggy know she not going with you

btw, morning jmac79

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:51 pm

Sedimentation
Sedimentation methods are based on the application of Stokes' Law, which describes the terminal velocity for an isolated sphere settling in a viscous fluid under the influence of a gravitational field (i.e., free falling). For low Reynolds numbers (i.e., laminar flow conditions), the terminal velocity depends on the density contrast between the particle and medium, the viscosity, and the particle size.

Applications of sedimentation can be grouped into cumulative and incremental techniques[11]. In the cumulative method, the rate at which the particles settle is determined, typically by weighing the mass of settled particles at a certain depth over time. In the incremental method, the change in concentration or density of the material with time is measured at known depths, typically using optical or X-ray sensing. Because of the faster analysis time and better suitability for automation, incremental methods have found greater commercial application. In particular, the X-ray sedimentation (XGS) method is well established in several industries. In XGS, the absorption of a thin horizontally collimated X-ray beam is determined at a known depth and time, and referenced to the absorption of the pure solvent. The absorption caused by the presence of the particles at a specified depth at a given time is proportional to the concentration (by mass) of particles at that depth having a diameter smaller than dS, where dS is the calculated Stokes diameter. By measuring the particle density at different depths and times, a cumulative mass-averaged distribution is generated.

Stokes' Law is valid only if the Reynolds number (Re) does not exceed about 0.25 (in order for the error in the Stokes' diameter not to exceed about 3 %) [12]. Since Re is a function of particle size, this permits calculation of a well-defined upper size limit for sedimentation methods. Portland cement is commonly assigned a density of 3.2 g/cm3. This value does not consider that different particles will have different density values depending on their composition, it simply applies a single mean density value for the powder. It also does not consider that variations in cement formulations will undoubtedly impact the average density. For purposes of estimating the upper limit, we will use a value of 3.2 g/cm3. The largest (spherical) particle diameter that can be sized accurately using XGS is therefore about 95 µm in isopropyl alcohol at 25 ºC. Particles larger than this value will settle more slowly than the velocity predicted by Stokes' Law. The upper size limit can be increased by using a suspending fluid with a higher viscosity. Irregularly shaped particles should settle according to their equivalent spherical volume at very low Re values. At higher Re values, the drag force is greater for asymmetric particles compared to spherical particles of an equivalent volume, and so the settling rate will decrease relative to Stokes' Law. For fine particles, the effect of Brownian motion exerts a significant influence on settling at diameters below about 1 µm in water and about 0.7 µm in isopropyl alcohol. Convection currents in the settling suspension may further limit the lower size range. Although instrument manufacturers frequently claim a lower limit of 0.2 µm, XGS results for particles smaller than a micrometer must be viewed with a critical eye.

The only parameters required for XGS are the density of the solid and liquid phases, and the viscosity of the pure liquid. Particle concentrations required for XGS analysis depend on the X-ray absorption properties of the solid, but for ceramics are typically around 1 % to 3 % in terms of volume fraction. The correct sample concentration will reduce the X-ray beam intensity by roughly 20 % to 30 % [13]. The particles must remain stable against agglomeration during settling. An unstable suspension will exhibit a distribution skewed toward larger sizes. Dispersing agents, coupled with pH adjustment, are commonly utilized to increase stability in aqueous systems.

Gravitational sedimentation has limited practical value for particles under a few micrometers in diameter due to the prohibitively long settling times. It is not uncommon for a single size distribution analysis to require six hours or more, depending on the finest size fraction present. By replacing the gravity field with a centrifugal field, smaller particle sizes can be analyzed in much shorter periods of time. The underlying principles for centrifugal sedimentation are largely the same as in the gravitational case, but the calculations and measurement geometry are more complex because the particle velocity increases with distance from the center of rotation. Since most commercial instruments based on the centrifugal method are designed principally for the analysis of very fine particulates, the upper size range tends to be rather low (typically between 2 µm and 10 µm). On the low size end, the analysis range can extend down to about 0.01 µm, depending on the speed of the centrifuge and the sensitivity of the detection system. Centrifugal systems use either light or X-ray detection to determine particle concentration as a function of distance.

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:54 pm

as if we didn't already know

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