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by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:40 am

i dont smoke steroids, i have them with a slim fast, so a steroid for breakfast, one for lunch, and a proepr dinner

i think its just one of those days, busy busy so hungover and going slowly insanser

and andy, your thing, everyones thing is hidden so people are invisible, does no one understand?
how do i know if people are here if i cant see the thing!!!

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:41 am

i keep my thing hidden most of the time. sometimes on sunday mornings i unhide it but thats just for my girlfriend. but then i have to hide it again for the rest of the week.

by **Judge** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:42 am

i'd watch out for dawson, he's the guy who stands next to you at the urinals taking a peek, at your thing :angry:

he's already admitted he cant see your thing, so he must be looking

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:44 am

Judge wrote:i'd watch out for dawson, he's the guy who stands next to you at the urinals taking a peek, at your thing

he's already admitted he cant see your thing, so he must be looking

and judge, for u i gotta peek hard, im actually just staring to see if its your thing or a rogue albino pube

i can see u now judge. does no one know what i mean?your name on the board, ah feck it

and andy, u keep it hidden from her? and it only comes out once a week? damn thats harsh

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:44 am

"They turned our local Palais into a bowling alley and fings aint what they used to be "

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:47 am

lionel bart? :idea

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:51 am

Yep ! Does anyone know the rest ? I can't find the lyrics and I have to sing something on the bus .

by **Judge** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:52 am

bus

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:54 am

woof, sing this instead:

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:54 am

Fraid so Judge ,

Taking the car into central London now costs £8 (congestion charge) and a small fortune in parking fee's .

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:57 am

ur a londoner too?

how bizarre, ok, i gave u a song to sing, now its on the last page, i'll find one more:

When you're a Jet,
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Jet,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a capital J,
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a Jet,
You stay a Jet!

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:59 am

dawson99 wrote:woof, sing this instead:

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

etc .........

Dawsino , thats wierd man , this morning at about ten past six I was practising another West Side Story classic .(seriously :nod

)

Could be!
Who knows?
There's something due any day;
I will know right away,
Soon as it shows.
It may come cannonballing down through the sky,
Gleam in its eye,
Bright as a rose!

Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Under a tree.
I got a feeling there's a miracle due,
Gonna come true,
Coming to me!

Could it be? Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good,
If I can wait!
Something's coming, I don't know what it is,
But it is
Gonna be great!

With a click, with a shock,
Phone'll jingle, door'll knock,
Open the latch!
Something's coming, don't know when, but it's soon;
Catch the moon,
One-handed catch!

Around the corner,
Or whistling down the river,
Come on, deliver
To me!
Will it be? Yes, it will.
Maybe just by holding still,
It'll be there!

Come on, something, come on in, don't be shy,
Meet a guy,
Pull up a chair!
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Maybe tonight . . .

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:03 am

dawson99 Posted on Jan. 30 2006,08:57 ur a londoner too?

No , just a scouser who got dazzled by the bright lights of Brixton .

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:04 am

brixton is an awesome place i admit, but i also digress, ergo brixton is alright, brixton academy rocks anyways, and it has to be betetr than harrow!!!!!

west side story, the real world musical... i think it could work :blues:

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:07 am

Me too , we need to get all the lads in here at once and on the count of three we can all start singing together .

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