
Maybe we can help .
"Macbeth was a miserable kunt ,forced by the scottish tourist board to live in an old ruin and entertain even older hags from america .Tired of strapping on his enormous cod piece day in day out BigMac (as his missus called him) dreamed of the wealth he could acquire if he could only break into Rangers first eleven . His chance came when Big Dunc stopped by during the January transfer window ."
There you go Adam ,that should get you started .








Dawsino have you been smoking steroids ? 8.30am and you've lost me already .