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by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:49 pm

and leave this stuff well alone

by **dawson99** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:54 pm

sunday morning lube jokes rock

:buttrock

by **woof woof !** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:10 pm

Can anybody guess which member posted this ?

"I have been masturbating about three times a day since a few months ago. Recently, I noticed that there is a growth (kinda like pimples but it is bigger) just below my penis. I am scared and confused. Is this the effect of masturbating too often "

:laugh:

three times a day ? :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:11 pm

ive noticed judge not around for a while, so maybe its hairy man judge

(cant believe i wasted my 6000th post on that!)

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:31 pm

judge is out picnicking in the woods with the lube bear.

by **dawson99** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:33 pm

picnicking? u mean knicker picking?

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:39 pm

he's got to be pock nocking, or at least nack packing

by **dawson99** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:40 pm

he has got a nack of packing his pock ockers i agree, but if he cacked with his nicks that he picked hed be quick like a tick

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:42 pm

but if he picked a pucker nack packer and porked its norks while cacking his sack the judge would be fudged.

by **dawson99** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:45 pm

andy_g wrote:but if he picked a pucker nack packer and porked its norks while cacking his sack the judge would be fudged.

fucdge a judge day in the real world

so why u hiding anyways?

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:46 pm

i'm agrophobic

by **dawson99** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:49 pm

andy_g wrote:i'm agrophobic

i used to be too, but then i wasnt...true story. ive shortened it a bit tho :pirate

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:04 pm

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - the fear of long words. what sick f*ck thought that one up??

by **dawson99** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:17 pm

andy_g wrote:Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - the fear of long words. what sick f*ck thought that one up??

ive got phobiaphobia - a phobia about having a phobia

by **adamnbarrett** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:33 pm

FFS, loads of freakin coursework to do. It's this macbeth, iv got like 3 pieces to write for tomorrow. it really starting to get at me now

.

Better get started then, night all

roll on wednesday :buttrock

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