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by **woof woof !** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:04 pm

Yet another diatribe from our friends at Kunts Corner (Holy Moly)

Tesco 'Ripen at Home' Fruit
Why, when I buy fruit from Tesco or any other big supermarket, do I have to take it home and wait for it to ripen?
If I want to ripen my own fruit, I'll move to the f'ucking Andaman islands and open up a stall.
This goes doubly for Tesco Metro. I want fruit I can eat now, you t'wats! Not next week. How am I supposed to get my five a day when all you care about is slimming down further your waste margins?
Why not go the whole hog and turn the sandwich section into a field for crops and cattle? Sooner or later they're bound to turn into beef and salad sandwiches, right? ..........C'unts !

:laugh:

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:26 pm

Rules of Life (according to Holy Moly)

by **Woollyback** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:04 pm

by **dawson99** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:42 pm

love it wooly, its like the mr tourettes series...absolute class!!!!
almost as good as larson

by **115-1073096938** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:45 pm

Alison Hammond!!

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:52 pm

Nah, it's a finger donut with a bananna filling .

by **dawson99** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:59 pm

thats not one fine piece of a$$
but ive woken up with worse :cool:

well, ive woken up, left a long time before she did

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:37 pm

When it asks you ,"did you feel the earth move ? " respond with "move ? yeah bit'ch,when you fell outta bed the f'ucking building collapsed "

by **dawson99** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:40 pm

the old addage roll her in flour to find the wet spot comes to mind

by **SammyS** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:14 am

Anyone want to give me the gist of what happened in these 18561 posts?

Reckon we'll get 20 000?

by **dawson99** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:54 am

SammyS wrote:Anyone want to give me the gist of what happened in these 18561 posts?

Reckon we'll get 20 000?

just read it, it'll soon make sense

and drink um bongo as u read, maybe just miss out the first 6 pages to save time :wwww

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:15 am

its official - i'm a wimp and i can't take my beer anymore. went out last night and had 4 pints of estrella galicia (the best beer in spain) smoked a few ciggies and this morning i feel like shhhhite. what happened to the young lad who could go out on a weekend long bender and survive?

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:17 am

SammyS wrote:Anyone want to give me the gist of what happened in these 18561 posts?

Reckon we'll get 20 000?

here we go again...

dancing zebras, dog and gorilla, booze, um bongo, space flight, chips and fly fishing.

by **dawson99** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:17 am

andy, its cant be true, mustjust be an off day. we all still believe in u. but yes, u r a pu$$y

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:21 am

and as soon as we can get on to page 930 the better. i can't stand it that everytime i open up the real world that enormous yellow beady thing is staring me in the face. and especially not today.

give us a hand dawsonio - post a load of bowlocks and help me get rid of it.

:blues:

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