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by **Bruno Zidane!** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:30 pm

Just got this in an email before and thought it was great so ive decided to share it with the forum, it a bit long but its worth it,Hope you like it....Enjoy!

To the tune of 'Stan' by Eminem
:
: Dear Wayne
: I faxed you but you still aint callin
: I left my cell, Moyesey's pager and Bill Kenwright's
: phone number at the bottom
: I sent two contracts off in summer you must not have
: got em
: There probably was a problem with the post office in
: Portugal or something
: Sometimes I scribble '£50,000 a week' too sloppy when I
: jot it
: But anyway what bin up man? How Colleen? If I get a
: girlfriend
: Guess what I'am guna call her.. I'am a name her
: Waynetta
: I read about your uncle Eugene too am sorry
: I had a friend ruin my birthday party over some bar
: that wouldn't serve him
: I know you probably hear this every day
: But I am your biggest fan
: I even got the underground stuff you did with the youth
: team
: I got an office full of your posters and your pictures
: man
: I like the stuff you did with England too those goals
: were phat
: Anyways, I hope Proactive get this to you man, hit me
: back, just to chat
: Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Trev.

: Dear Wayne, you still aint called or wrote
: I aint mad
: I just think its f##ked up you don't answer back
: If you didn't want to talk to me outside Bellefield you
: didn't have to
: But you could have signed a pre contract agreement for
: Davey
: That's our young Scottish manager man
: He's only 38 years old
: We waited on the Goodison Road for you for four hours
: and you just said nah
: That's pretty awful Wayne, you're like his ####in
: protégé
: He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more
: than Gravesen
: I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
: Remember when we met in La Manga, you said if I asked
: you
: You wouldn't leave on a free
: See, I'm just like you in a way.
: I never liked Uncle Eugene neither
: He used to cheat on barman and beat last orders
: I can relate to what you're doin' on the pitch
: So when I have a crappy day, I drift away and put 'the
: arsenal game On'
: Cause I don't really got much else, so your
: performances help when I'm depressed.
: I even got a tattoo with Colleen's across the chest.
: See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
: 'cause you tell it in the Daily Star
: Franny's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
: But he don't know you like I know you, Wayne, no one
: does.
: He don't know what it was like for scallies like you
: growing up.
: You've gotta call me man. We'll be the biggest club
: you'll ever lose.
: P.S. You and Marcus Bent should play together too

: Dear Mister am to good to call or write my chairman
: This will be the last contract I ever send your ******
: It's been all pre season and still no word
: I don't deserve it
: I know you got my last two contracts
: I wrote Proactive on them perfect
: So this is my cassette am sendin' you I hope you hear
: it
: I'm in the car right now. I'm doing 90 on County Rd
: Hey Wayne, "I drank a fifth of Coke a Cola, ya
: dare me to drive?"
: You know that song by Billy Marr called 'No other team'
: About that guy who sings about the greatest Everton
: side he ever seen
: That's kind of like how this is
: Cause that's what we could have been
: You could have rescued us from relegation
: And all I wanted was that lousy Stretford to give me a
: call.
: I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures off the
: wall.
: I loved you Wayne, we could have been together. Think
: about it.
: I hope your conscious eats at you and you get dropped
: without us
: See Wayne, {screaming} shut up Tommy, I'm trying to
: talk
: Hey Wayne, that's Radzinski screaming in the trunk.
: But I didn't sell him on I just stuck him in the
: reserves see I ain't like you.
: 'Cause that way he'll suffer more, and then his career
: will be over too
: Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now.
: Oh dear, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this sh!t
: out?

: Wayne's Response
: Dear Trev
: I meant to write you sooner but I just bin busy
: You said Duncan was close to full fitness how far a
: long is he?
: I am really flattered you would call your girlfriend
: that
: And here's an autograph for Davey
: I wrote in on a Coke bottle cap
: Sorry I miss you at the training ground
: Don't think I did that stit intentionally just to diss
: you
: But Trev what's this stuff you said about getting tacky
: tattoos too?
: I say that stuff just clownin dogg, come on how messed
: up is up?
: And whats that you said about me and Marcus Bent meant
: to be together
: That's like some stuff makes me not want to play for
: you for ever
: I really think you and the fans need each other
: Or maybe you just need to treat them better
: I just hope this letter reaches you from Manchester in
: time
: I think you will be doin just fine
: If you spend a little
: Trev, I'am glad I inspire you but why are you so mad
: Try to understand that Man United are a part of my plan
: I just don't want you to do some crazy sh!t
: I seen this one sh!t on North West Tonight a couple of
: weeks ago that made me sick
: Some Chief Exec was drunk and drove his car over
: Millar's Bridge
: And he had Radzinski in the trunk
: For whom Fulham had just bid
: And in the car they found a tape but the didn't say who
: it was too
: Come to think of it his name was... Birch... it was you
: Damn.

by **Starbridge42** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:41 pm

Haha, classic. i downloaded the instrumental version of 'Stan' to go with it. Tha's tops mate.

by **XSD** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:07 pm

I heard a smaller one

hes fat
hes scouse
hes gonna rob your house
wayne rooneeeey!
wayne rooneeeey!

by **Bruno Zidane!** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:35 pm

Ive heard quite a few good ones durin the pre season includin a leeds united one to the tune of bohimian rhapsody, but the wayne rooney "stan" one takes the pi$$!

by **BringBackTiti** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:57 pm

CLASS anyone got any new songs for the new season?

by **fivecups** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:24 pm

Enjoyed that!

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Wayne rooney song.....class! - Any red should read this.

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