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andy_g wrote:will whoever is selling stu ecstasy please stop?

he's got a lot to answer for, that karim

hawkmoon269 wrote:

stu_the_red wrote:What a thread!

Nearly as long as my penis...

You HAVE a penis Stu?  I thought the general consenus on here was that you didn't! 

Ask Sarah Lawrenson...

andy_g wrote:will whoever is selling stu ecstasy please stop?

  Suely you mean Viagra ? Talking of which ,somebody apparently fed my neighbours dog a viagra tab , it's been running up an down the street all day with a massive hard on ,attempting to hump anything that moved     Finally somebody called the cops who then alerted the RSPCA ,last I saw was a copper climbing into an rspca wagon with the dog still attached to his leg .         . It was f'uckin' hilarious .

woof woof ! wrote:   Suely you mean Viagra ? Talking of which ,somebody apparently fed my dog a viagra tab , it's been running up an down the street all day with a massive hard on ,attempting to hump me, i finally gave up and let it...   somebody called the cops who then alerted the RSPCA, last I saw of her was in an rspca wagon with the dog still attached to my leg .         . It was f'uckin' hilarious .

jonnymac1979 wrote:Got smashed on Friday after work, put about six pints away yesterday and then took a crate of Heineken round to a party last night where that got caned, got back home at 16:00pm today and had a few hours doze.  Went the boozer about two hours ago, a quick three pints and I've just got home now, knackered.

By the way, I don't read newspapers or nothing, but yesterday when I was in the pub, my mate started laughing at the joke in the Daily Star.  Newspaper jokes are usually s*i*e, but this one had me in fucking stitches.

Here it is, I ripped it out of the paper and put it in my pocket so I wouldn't forget it.

A Mother stopped by at her son's house and was shocked to see her daughter-in-law on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.  "I'm waiting for your son to come home from work," her daughter-in-law said.  "But you're naked!" the Mother exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," said the girl.  "It excites him no end.  Every time he sees me in this dress, he ravishes me for hours.  He can't get enough of me!"

The Mother left in a daze.  When she got home, she showered, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband.

Finally he walked in and saw her lying there naked.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing." he said.  "What's for dinner?"

       

stu_the_red wrote:What a thread!

Nearly as long as my penis...

this thread is measured in nanometers stu