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by **7_Kewell** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:14 pm

ho ho ho

I find the 'pick nose' and 'smash up tree' commands quite funny!

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:38 pm

the tree one's minted

by **dawson99** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:39 pm

i liked fly

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:11 pm

ask him to fart

by **The Red Baron** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:22 pm

My four year old said "Tell him to have a pooh Dad"

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:18 pm

by **7_Kewell** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:09 pm

the 'hit yourself' command is good

by **andy_g** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:49 pm

'do an impression of michael caine in the last scene of the italian job' was most unimpressive

by **Lionheart** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:48 pm

try 'have sex with Mrs Claus'...a whole new concept of a punch in the pants!!

weird shit!!

by **Lionheart** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:52 pm

try...'fuck off...piss off & go away.

the first one is hilarious

by **drummerphil** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:23 pm

fúck yourself dosnt seem to work........... :laugh:

by **A.B.** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:31 pm

''Put your foot in your mouth'' was funny, he tried to do it but he s too big of a fat :censored:

to be able to put his foot in his mouth. :laugh:

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:32 pm

Lionheart wrote:try 'have sex with Mrs Claus'...a whole new concept of a punch in the pants!!

weird shit!!

think that's more beat up an elf

by **Lionheart** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:48 pm

try 'get drunk'!! (I had to do it a couple of times, the guy looked thirsty)

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:54 pm

try the smoke one, he even get the elf to light the cigarette

Santa at your command! - He does what you say