he's wearing shades as a disguise just incase anyone recognises him as the bloke who wore a ManU shirt until 2002, then got an arsenal tattoo and now sings "chelsea till I die" in front of the telly at his council flat in slough
"yes hello, i'll have the 12" margherita with extra caviar, charles will pick it up in the bentley rah rah hurrah! What? what d'you mean it's not the 80's any more?! pah bollox!"