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Postby Ciggy » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:11 pm

drummerphil wrote:D I S C O ........D I S C O

I SAID D

I Irrisitable........................... :buttrock
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REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:34 am

:D

Britain's Prince Charles lifts the cup for Liverpool
First Published: Nov 18, 2005

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Britain's Prince Charles takes a sip of tea from a Liverpool Football Club cup whilst sitting in the changing room of the Club's Anfield ground in Liverpool
The future king of Britain met face to face with the football kings of Europe when he paid a visit to Champions League winners Liverpool.

Heir-to-the-throne Prince Charles and his wife Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, were taken on a tour of the English Premiership giants' Anfield stadium.

They met Reds boss Rafael Benitez and were shown the European Cup by Liverpool captain and England midfielder Steven Gerrard.

Charles swigged a cup of Earl Grey tea from a "This is Anfield" mug in the dressing room while Camilla sat on the physio's table and chatted with youngsters from the Prince's Trust football initiative.

The duchess then joined in a Liverpool tradition by touching the famous "This is Anfield" club sign in the tunnel leading to the pitch.

The trip came as the Champions League winners prepared for Saturday's Premiership home match against Portsmouth.
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:21 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Cheered up today ,bought an almost new motor  with a sun roof ( being optomistic :D )

:D  Are you expecting sun woof ?

hiya Dan how ya doin kiddo.  :)

im not a kiddo  :(
im doing good, tonight im cooking some food all by myself :D
you should be proud of me ciggy :p

i made this today

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" Whats a holly kipper CRA? Is that a scene from batman and Robin :D" - CGGY
This is soo true - Daniel - sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
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Postby LFC #1 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:25 pm

Anyone noticed the new banner for the site, looks good.

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Postby woof woof ! » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:43 pm

Mingey get =  ?



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Postby Ciggy » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:05 am

Ola, god im drunk.
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Postby woof woof ! » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:26 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:hiya Dan how ya doin kiddo.  :)

im not a kiddo  :([/quote]
As Churchill said "Two great nations,seperated by a common language"


Take a chill pill CRA, "kiddo" is kind of affectionate considering what ciggy might have called yer .      :D
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Postby Ciggy » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:53 am

woof woof ! wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:hiya Dan how ya doin kiddo.  :)

im not a kiddo  :(

As Churchill said "Two great nations,seperated by a common language"


Take a chill pill CRA, "kiddo" is kind of affectionate considering what ciggy might have called yer .      :D[/quote]
Yer know the score woof :D
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Postby stmichael » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:57 am

baggies 4 everton 0 :D
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Postby Ciggy » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:58 am

stmichael wrote:baggies 4 everton 0 :D

:D Ola 4-0 blueshite
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:01 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:hiya Dan how ya doin kiddo.  :)

im not a kiddo  :(

As Churchill said "Two great nations,seperated by a common language"


Take a chill pill CRA, "kiddo" is kind of affectionate considering what ciggy might have called yer .      :D

Yer know the score woof :D[/quote]
i know your kidding ciggy, cause i was kidding i dont care if you call me a kiddo. Last night i was 24 years old to some girls, so its all good  :;):
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Postby andy_g » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:05 am

what are girls?
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:08 am

Timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed
that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and
utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I
looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting
to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they
concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It
represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per
hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of
trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it
with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen
instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of
the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the
same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked
the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string
right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so
observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can
save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know
what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to
wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39
percent.

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the
spoon.
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Postby Judge » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:55 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:hiya Dan how ya doin kiddo.  :)

im not a kiddo  :(

As Churchill said "Two great nations,seperated by a common language"


Take a chill pill CRA, "kiddo" is kind of affectionate considering what ciggy might have called yer .      :D

Yer know the score woof :D

i know your kidding ciggy, cause i was kidding i dont care if you call me a kiddo. Last night i was 24 years old to some girls, so its all good  :;):[/quote]
congrats CRA on losing your cherry at 24



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Postby 84-1106852058 » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:25 pm

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