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by **Judge** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:43 pm

175 years old and reckonede to be darwins pet. She was caught off the coast of Equador in the 1830's and now lives in Australia.

the oldest living creature, apart from woof

, on the planet

by **Lionheart** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:20 pm

Judge wrote:175 years old and reckonede to be darwins pet. She was caught off the coast of Equador in the 1830's and now lives in Australia.

the oldest living creature, apart from woof , on the planet

It's the fine Australian weather and diet of hibuscus flowers that sustain the old harriet. But she's not as old as me!!!

by **Big Niall** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:50 pm

The news article I saw said she was a pet of Darwins (you know, the guy who has a theory on where all life comes from) but apparantly Darwin thought it was male, kind of makes me question his pedigree (Darwin not the poor honest elderly tortoise)

by **Garymac** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:56 pm

Judge wrote:175 years old and reckonede to be darwins pet. She was caught off the coast of Equador in the 1830's and now lives in Australia.

the oldest living creature, apart from woof , on the planet

And in 175 years can some one tell me one thing that it has fu.cking done or achieved ooohhhhh this tortoise is a 175, so wot, its a pointless creature that provides nothing, sorry if turtles visit this forum but its bloody true

by **Big Niall** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:40 pm

Garymac wrote:
Judge wrote:175 years old and reckonede to be darwins pet. She was caught off the coast of Equador in the 1830's and now lives in Australia.

the oldest living creature, apart from woof , on the planet

And in 175 years can some one tell me one thing that it has fu.cking done or achieved ooohhhhh this tortoise is a 175, so wot, its a pointless creature that provides nothing, sorry if turtles visit this forum but its bloody true

You can say the same about Everton but its no reason to insult them.

by **stmichael** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:41 pm

when i saw this thread title i thought we had a member called "harriot the tortoise"

by **Garymac** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:07 pm

Big Niall wrote:
Garymac wrote:
Judge wrote:175 years old and reckonede to be darwins pet. She was caught off the coast of Equador in the 1830's and now lives in Australia.

the oldest living creature, apart from woof , on the planet

And in 175 years can some one tell me one thing that it has fu.cking done or achieved ooohhhhh this tortoise is a 175, so wot, its a pointless creature that provides nothing, sorry if turtles visit this forum but its bloody true

You can say the same about Everton but its no reason to insult them.

What do you mean its no need to insult them, its seems a perfectly good reason to insult them even more, oh my god i hate to think of how many turtles ive hurt with my harsh words, or is it in bad taste now to mildly insult a turtle and make a joke, lighten up for fu.ck sake, ITS A TURTLE.

by **Judge** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:24 pm

tortoise actually, part of the reptile family

by **JBG** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:28 pm

I think Garrymac should be warned for racism against turtles.

by **Judge** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:31 pm

JBG wrote:I think Garrymac should be warned for racism against turtles.

aye he's a TURTLEIST

lol jbg

by **Garymac** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:11 pm

Turtle, tortoise, whatever, they do nothing either way, no need to out me as a turtleist though, or is it tortoisist, or a mix of them both im torturtilest

Although there not totally useless

TORTOISE PORN!

by **Judge** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:32 pm

Garymac wrote:Turtle, tortoise, whatever, they do nothing either way, no need to out me as a turtleist though, or is it tortoisist, or a mix of them both im torturtilest

Although there not totally useless

TORTOISE PORN!

looks like lando

by **Big Niall** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:18 am

Garymac wrote:
Big Niall wrote:
Garymac wrote:
Judge wrote:175 years old and reckonede to be darwins pet. She was caught off the coast of Equador in the 1830's and now lives in Australia.

the oldest living creature, apart from woof , on the planet

And in 175 years can some one tell me one thing that it has fu.cking done or achieved ooohhhhh this tortoise is a 175, so wot, its a pointless creature that provides nothing, sorry if turtles visit this forum but its bloody true

You can say the same about Everton but its no reason to insult them.

What do you mean its no need to insult them, its seems a perfectly good reason to insult them even more, oh my god i hate to think of how many turtles ive hurt with my harsh words, or is it in bad taste now to mildly insult a turtle and make a joke, lighten up for fu.ck sake, ITS A TURTLE.

you stupid git- I assumed people would get that I was taking the p1ss out of Everton for being old and pointless.

Man, your reply is funny in the "I can't believe he's so stupid he believed" way.

Muppet :laugh:

by **Judge** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:58 am

Big Niall wrote:
Garymac wrote:
Big Niall wrote:
Garymac wrote:
Judge wrote:175 years old and reckonede to be darwins pet. She was caught off the coast of Equador in the 1830's and now lives in Australia.

the oldest living creature, apart from woof , on the planet

And in 175 years can some one tell me one thing that it has fu.cking done or achieved ooohhhhh this tortoise is a 175, so wot, its a pointless creature that provides nothing, sorry if turtles visit this forum but its bloody true

You can say the same about Everton but its no reason to insult them.

What do you mean its no need to insult them, its seems a perfectly good reason to insult them even more, oh my god i hate to think of how many turtles ive hurt with my harsh words, or is it in bad taste now to mildly insult a turtle and make a joke, lighten up for fu.ck sake, ITS A TURTLE.

Muppet

its no puppet frog, its a tortoise

numpty

by **Garymac** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:25 pm

Ok niall, sorry for my lack of knowledge on the tortoise front, but you could have made your point with a smiley to show it was a joke or something, you know how bad some people are these days with political correctness

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