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Lando_Griffin wrote:I wish the wretched turmagant would nip to the shop, buy a bottle of Domestos, then gulp it all down in one. Even then, he would probably only blink twice and refuse to accept he's a gimp. The agonising pain would be covered up by the shuffling in his pants as Beckham strides past in his jim-jams. Sven has the tactical knowledge of a gooseberry, and the personality of a lamp-post. His motivational skills are borrowed from the SS, and as a manager, he is as useful as a cat-flap in an elephant house. In short, he is a clueless rabbit turd, earning millions from being quiet.

not on your xmas card list then? 

Lando_Griffin wrote:I wish the wretched turmagant would nip to the shop, buy a bottle of Domestos, then gulp it all down in one. Even then, he would probably only blink twice and refuse to accept he's a gimp. The agonising pain would be covered up by the shuffling in his pants as Beckham strides past in his jim-jams. Sven has the tactical knowledge of a gooseberry, and the personality of a lamp-post. His motivational skills are borrowed from the SS, and as a manager, he is as useful as a cat-flap in an elephant house. In short, he is a clueless rabbit turd, earning millions from being quiet.

another quality post 

jonnymac1979 wrote:Garth Brooks asked point-blankly in the post match interview, spelling it out to David Beckham in question form, that the new system we employ exists to accomodate Beckham.

I'm suprised he found time to, what with his tour and recording.