In order to raise money for his new bosses Gary Neville trys to break his own brown nosing world record. Unfortunately the thick Gary Neville took it to litterally.
Beckham refused to fly in to take part in the atempt, The england captain said "He, wont do it, Its impossible to beat the record he holds with me"
On a similar note Phil Neville broke the record for eating pussy. Unfortunatly again he got the wrong end of the stick.
Reaction from spectators suggests that they feel the ref had been payed off as he repeatedly let Phil Neville count kittens as fully grown Cats.
It's the other dudes all shielding their faces/eyes that cracks me up.... has he already been down this end of the line or is he heading this way? LMFAO
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