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by jonnymac1979 » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:28 am

Can't say I remember that to be honest with you John. 

Best holiday with the lads I have ever been on though.  Nothing since has come close to those two weeks.  Still got the photos.  My younger brother David (Macca on here) flies out on 1st August 2005.  I was nearly going with him until they wanted an extra £250 from me cause I was booking it late.  Got in a bad mood and told them to fu*k off.  Looking at Thailand now.  Until that fuc*s up on me probably aswell.

It was magic though, there was a bar where there was a 24 hour pool obviously with life guards cause of all the pi$$ed up ba$tards and they threw my mate out cause he just appeared from nowhhere and threw himself in in with no clobber on, full length dangling in the wind, the lot.  All the muscley tw**s had to get in after him and drag him out, he was crying laughing his head off, I can still see his skinny ar$e in the moonlight now just throwing himself in and everyone going "Who the fu*k is that?"   

by Dalglish » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:33 am

We should organise a "Forum Football " competition and settle this once and for all

I'll be there as long as I get to pick Leon first

He reminds me of Ron Yeats who Shankly was quoted as saying to the press on signing him "He's a Giant of a man , I'll bring him in a minute and you can have a walk around him"

by jonnymac1979 » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:35 am

Yeah, I'm a tall guy and I'm only up to his chin. 

Giant of a man!!!!

by JC_81 » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:44 am

 

Hilarious

If you remember the rolling stone you'll remember that the bar was like a square in the centre of the pub.

My mate pulled this welsh bird there and thought he was the man until her muscle-bound boyfriend spotted him in action!!  The huge guy chased my mate around the central bar in rolling stone for 5 minutes (no less).  I couldn't help him as i was paralysed with laughter

He eventually escaped to the 24hr bar on the beach!!

by jonnymac1979 » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:49 am

by ken_job » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:51 am

u organise it boys .... and ill be down to beat u all !!

im a scrawny irish   - lots of heart tho. and that counts for a lot these days - well, ....  should get ya a new contract anyway

by JC_81 » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:56 am

Superb

I also remember those f**king cowboys on the main street who had the goalposts set up and charged about a fiver for you to try and beat their goalkeeper from the penalty spot (he was a semi-pro keeper or so they said), with a bottle of champagne the prize for scoring.

Half-cut i stepped up to the spot and stuck it away nicely, winning the champagne, plenty of others had missed so i thought i was the man, that is until i went into the supermarket the next day and saw the same 'champagne' only cost 50p!!!

Those guys were ripping everyone off, you gotta admire the scam though

by ken_job » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:57 am

by jonnymac1979 » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:08 am

KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!  YOU JUST CAN'T WALK PAST IT THOUGH CAN YOU?? ??

Yeah, I knocked three penalties in on the bounce to win a bottle of "Millennium 2000 Champagne"  It tasted like pi$$, but the satisfation of taking it off the twa*s was so sweet.  They're cheating fu*ks, they let the ball down about 20% so it's harder to kick and the goals are about 1/10 smaller than regular goals, not enough for the shitfaced eye to be able to tell, when you're pi$$ed everything looks weird, but they make a mint on that!!!  I spent about 60 Euros (was it Euros then?? ) the whole time I was out there just trying to win a fu*king bottle of Champers!!!!  I wouldn't accept defeat!!!!

by jonnymac1979 » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:10 am

This could end up in General Chat if we're not careful!!!!!

by PabloAimar » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:36 pm

  it was a trick question.

do u really think i giv a fuk?

by Reinas No.1 Fan » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:41 pm

by XSD » Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:48 am

by adamnbarrett » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:45 pm

by JBG » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:48 pm

Yes, its true.