Liverpool FC Forum

jonnymac1979 wrote:Right, I don't watch much telly to be honest, I'm a bit of an IT nerd so I'm always on my PC, or if I do settle down in front of the TV it will be to watch a DVD, but fu*k me, if I hear one of those fu*king KFC adverts where they all sing the tw@ttiest of twatty songs again, I will drop kick my television (never mind punch) and put myself out of my misery.

Who's with me on that?

I'm with you on that one!!!! I most be the most annoying ad on tv at the moment!! I mean, whats it all about? That blonde one who sings (sorry tries to sing) at the end of it!! I would love to wipe the floor with her!!

peewee wrote:i suggest u get out the right side of bed tomorrow   

probably one of those guys whose bed is up against the wall so he only has one direct route of a the sleeping thing! 

Lando_Griffin wrote:Right, lets have a bash here. I will no doubt miss some, but if I can be ars*d, I'll add them afterwards!!! Here goes;

Alex Ferguson. (Ultra tw*t)

Ars*hole Wenger. Moan, moan, moan - will the tos*er let us have his CL place now, as they aren't champs and he bi*ched about it!?!

Jose Moris-ho. What a complete bag of frogs kna*kers.

Dumbleton Moyes. What a gimp.

All other anti-LFC managers, including Fatty Allardyce. (I'd probably lose a limb, though, unless I got him straight after feeding!!!)

Frank Lampard. What a poof. Aside from Man U scummers, he is no.1 on my list for a pasting. Girly-looking knob-rot.

Robben. Looks like a 50 year old chess player, and no doubt just as interesting.

Joe Cole. W*nker.

Sod it, all Chelsea's squad, management and both their fans.

G and P Neville. a.)cos they are dickheads, b.)cos they play for the scum, c.)cos their dads called Neville Neville, d.) cos Gary talks sh*t, and had a go at LFC, e.)cos they look like they've both had their faces in a whalnut whip machine, f.)cos they play for the scum, g.)cos they play for the scum, etc...

Rio Ferdinand. What a c*ck.

Rooney "needs a spoony"(or a shovel, the greedy fat bas*ard). Ex-bluenose, current scummer, and a granny-sh*gger. Dirty little ho.

All Man Ush*ted team, fans, plc, etc, but NOT Glazier!!!!!

That walking gimp "Howard" from the Halifax adverts. I don't understand a company wanting to annoy the out of potential customers. He looks like a kid with those stupid fair-ground springy glasses on. I really hope he got paid a fortune for that. Then emmigrates to France to give them the horror.

Sophie Ellis Bextor. Maudling bint with eggs in her cheeks and skin like an eel.

Justin "The Trouser browser" Timberlake. Cocky, dull-witted benderboy.

Carrott top. Ginger tart.

All peados/nonces. Never mind punching, I'd chop the fookers' nobs off, shoot salt at them, then let a randy gorilla exact sweet revenge. Bas*ards.

All annoying adverts. (KFC, Halifax, etc)

P*ssants that think they are the best - cocky sons of whores, like Moris the dancing Portugese penis.

Drivers that don't indicate. Fookers!!! I swear I'll go to town on one of these bas*ards before long!!! Is it that much of an effort to avoid an accident!?! To*sers.

Women drivers that signal the "wan*er" at you when you overtake them. Why!!!!??!!!! Stupid bints.

Tony Blair, and all the other useless tarts that work for Labour.

Will Young. What a complete waste of space. The nobbler sings like a drunken wench, dribbles on his shoulder mid-verse, then does as queer a dance as you could ever wish to miss! How did this nubchucker ever get a record deal. I reckon that it's only pub landlords that buy his songs, as they are sure to empty the bars at 11.20pm. What a punk. And he's a tackle-shackler.

All fat bints that go around with the "fat an' proud girlfrien', uhu!!!" "Talk to the hand..." F*CK OFF!!!!!! If ever there was a need for a b*tch slap...!!!

Jay Kay from Jamiroqua. An annoying little dog turd.

Drug dealers. Trouble is, you hit them, then their "big brothers" (all 10 of 'em) turn you into fish food. Total cowards, feasting off other peoples deaths.

Car salesmen. Not all, I'll grant you, but virtually!!!

Traffic police. Sneaky, underhanded, cocky sh*tebags. I was going down the M1 the other day (1am) at 130mph. Of course, the scrubbers were on the bridge above the motorway. I really hope that they didn't have a radar/camera. I am quite worried.

Telesales. They all need a good slap.

Insurance companies. They don't mind charging you for late payments, but how long does it take them to pay you!?! - 4 months I was waiting, and they still didn't pay me money, I had to have like-for-like bolloc*s. Bi*ches.

Gypsies. Thieving, scruffy, lawless wasters, living off other peoples backs, contributing nothing of their own to society. YOU GET A JOB!!!!lol!!!!!

Pedestrians that deliberately take their time across the road to p*ss you off, cos they know you won't do anything. Ha, well, one of the t*ats hadn't bargained on me being behind the wheel! I doubt he'll ever do that again!!! White trousers turned brown in an instant. Magic!!!

Graham Norton, and all the other nancy-boys who act as camp as Butlins. Yeuch!!!

Fat, ugly birds who dress like supermodels. Especially those who wear crop tops and leggings. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!! DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People that drive at 30mph in a 60 zone. Imparticular those who buy Porches, etc, then drive them like Skodas. Why!?!

Anyone else that deserves a good hiding. I'm sure you'll all be hearing from me again shortly!!!!lololol!!!!!!

love this rant Lando      you sure your not a male version of me 

The Red Baron wrote:Most of the presenters on kids tv.Some of us have to work for a living.
Justin off tickabilla what a tw@t,and especially for you folks down under The Wiggles,what aload of .

Some of you may think thats a bit harsh its only for kids,Bollox you dont have to sit through hours of videos.

Punch their fu.king lights out thats what Isay.

Justin off Tikabilla is the kind of fat c*nt you used to punch every day in the primary school playground, what a tit

talking of Tikabilla, whatever happened to that Asian girl Veejay, she was a fox

Dom1 wrote:whatsherface from corination street......deirdre barlows mum   oh and deirdre.......and ya might aswell giv ken a good kicking while your there.

Then go and find the moaning daughter of hers and dump her head down the bog....or just punch em all if they are the rules!

Starbridge42 wrote:Justine Whouley - stupid man-like bint thinks shes top ....

Damn, It's getting more intense and emotional around here.
I'd laid a punch on whole DEA, who are a bunch of pr|cks !!