Hot birds in full colour part 2 - Not ladies allowed (xxx)

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Postby hawkmoon269 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:18 pm

stmichael wrote:
The Return of the Judge wrote:i think if stmike was a bird, he'd be a rite tart

you aint kiddin :D  :laugh:  :D

What are you wearing St Mike........... :D
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Postby stmichael » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:20 pm

hawkmoon269 wrote:
stmichael wrote:
The Return of the Judge wrote:i think if stmike was a bird, he'd be a rite tart

you aint kiddin :D  :laugh:  :D

What are you wearing St Mike........... :D

not a lot :oops:  :;):  :oh:
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:22 pm

Ohhhhh.......you kinky devil!!!!  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:57 pm

Hmmmmm......    :glare:     looks like this thread is turning into a, ahem, "gentlemen's sauna club"   :Oo:
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:11 pm

Woollyback wrote:Hmmmmm......    :glare:     looks like this thread is turning into a, ahem, "gentlemen's sauna club"   :Oo:

Wanna join in then Whoolly.....lol  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:15 pm

hawkmoon269 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:Hmmmmm......    :glare:     looks like this thread is turning into a, ahem, "gentlemen's sauna club"   :Oo:

Wanna join in then Whoolly.....lol  :D

where do I sign? :laugh:

Anyway, pretending to bat for the other side is always a surefire hit with the ladies, they don't see you as a threat so let their guard down and also feel dead cool if they can "turn" you :D

Not that I'd stoop that low to get some of course :devil:
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:07 am

wtf woolly :D :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:35 am

ive never understood that 'pretend to be a gay' strategy.
for that to work ud have to pile on the gel and wear tight tshirts too tho right?

Gals should like blokes. simlpe as... in my lowly opinion anyways
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:06 am

I think it's OK for girls on girls and girls on boys , but boys on boys is just sick!! :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:42 am

Lee J wrote:I think it's sick for girls on girls and girls on boys , but boys on boys its just my cup of tea!! :D

morning lee j



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Postby Woollyback » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:04 am

I must confess that I've never actually used the "pretend to be gay" strategy. (Well, not to ATTRACT women anyway, maybe to get rid of an ugly clingon once or twice  :D ) but I can see the logic in it

Most people however must have told some absolute whoppers though in their time :devil:

My finest hour was about 10-15 years back, convincing this girl in Cream that I was one of the people NASA were training to be Britain's first astronaut, she went for it hook, line and sinker...  silly bint  :laugh:

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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:07 am

ive used the NASA one also, plus the pilot one, but thats about it
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:08 am

i told someone i was a writer and had written garden state with zach braff but i stay behind the scenes.

told her truth tho when i found it worked too well.

i find saynig u r a writer can always work easier than anything else :p
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:10 am

dawson99 wrote:i told someone i was a writer and had written garden state with zach braff but i stay behind the scenes.

told her truth tho when i found it worked too well.

i find saynig u r a writer can always work easier than anything else :p

its a good job you didnt lie totally and tell her you could spell correctly  :D  that wouldve pis'sed her off  :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:18 am

well having fast fingers came in handy later :D
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