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by **stmichael** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 3:47 pm

everyone knows this beckham story is a load of b#ll#cks. i would personally like to see wayne rooney make an appearance with the sentence:
"when wayne pulled off his top i thought crickey- they're bigger than mine!"
Genious!
Any other suggestions?

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 3:52 pm

Probably a perpetually suntanned BBC Sports presenter from what i've heard about him over the years from various sources.

Probably Sven aswell!!!

by **stmichael** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 3:59 pm

yeah:
"as sven walked out of the bedroom, the cupboard door opened to reveal nancy stood there. she was certainly well hung!"

by **Thor Viking** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:12 pm

stmichael wrote:yeah:
"as sven walked out of the bedroom, the cupboard door opened to reveal nancy stood there. she was certainly well hung!"

HAS THIS ANYTHING TO DO WITH FOOTBALL ? :angry:

by **cheesecakery** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 6:56 pm

Thor Viking wrote:
stmichael wrote:yeah:
"as sven walked out of the bedroom, the cupboard door opened to reveal nancy stood there. she was certainly well hung!"

HAS THIS ANYTHING TO DO WITH FOOTBALL ?

NO ,thats why were in 'General discussion'
you german tit

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