Adolf at annfield - Was adolf hitler at annfield
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by Woollyback » Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:02 am
So has marklfc finally thrown his teddy out of the pram and admitted he is dippy dappy dapioneer?
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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by jonnymac1979 » Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:56 am
Woollyback wrote:So has marklfc finally thrown his teddy out of the pram and admitted he is dippy dappy dapioneer?
Not yet.
Both stewards.
Both got the same opinions.
Both use the same catchphrase.
Both hate OOTers and foreign fans.
Both sh!t stirrers.
Well I'm convinced anyway. I'm just bored of him now.
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by Woollyback » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:00 am
I find him quite amusing, bizarrely enough, cos under the p*ss-take bravado he's actually quite thick
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by jonnymac1979 » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:24 am
Agree totally Woolyback. He's hilarious!!! 
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by woof woof ! » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:24 pm
Adolph was deffo there , he was so impressed with the refs gear that he and a few mates started wearing it and formed an association known as the Scutzstaffel or SS . In later years this name was changed to "The Referee's Association" and although the use of weapons was discontinued they continued with their mission to persecute players and despite changes in employment law, held on to their policy of only recruiting members of uncertain parentage .
(source "Hitler ,World War 2 could it have been decided on Penalties ?" )
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by 112-1077774096 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:50 am
he did come to liverpool and stayed in the adelphi hotel when he was there so it is possible that he visited anfield. has also still has relatives living in Liverpool
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by Woollyback » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:38 am
I think he was a dirty wool and didn't sing and brought a flask of tea & some sandwiches and should've supported his local team
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by jonnymac1979 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:53 pm
Just found this from The Liverpool Way. I fu**ing hate Everton you know.
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Everton were league champions in 1915 and 1939 and in both cases football was suspended soon afterwards due to the 1st and 2nd World Wars. On both occasions, Everton failed to pick up where they left off and had some seasons of mediocrity, while Liverpool did fairly well when peace resumed.
The Blue allegation is simple, that the German leaders at the time were RedNosedBastards who deliberately instigated world wars to stop Everton enjoying further success and allow Liverpool plenty of time to regroup.
If they listened to the truth, they’d realise that both the title wins in question were highly dubious in the first place. In 1915, with most other teams concerned about the war effort and losing their players to the trenches, Everton sneaked the title with a total of just 46 points, the equivalent of 65 today.
Only three points separated the top seven teams and their winning total makes them the weakest champions of all time, but nobody was interested anyway because of the war.
When organised football resumed in 1919-1920 and teams cared, Everton’s frailties were highlighted as they finished 16th. Liverpool, on the other hand slowly built a solid team and won the championship in 1922 and 1923. This gave Liverpool four titles to Everton’s two, but had the Kaiser not intervened they say they would surely have dominated in 1916-19, even though the statistics show how sh!t and lucky they had been.
When Everton won the title in 1938-39 their star player was Tommy Lawton, who was 20 years old and had a bright career ahead of him. Blues claim that Lawton would have won them many more titles, but a closer look at the facts tells how fortunate Everton had been to win the title in 1939.
They lost 12 games that season, a record number of defeats by any title winning team ever. These defeats included a 7-0 thrashing at Wolves and 4-1 home loss to Charlton. When the war ended in 1945 Lawton could no doubt see what a load of losers he was with and signed for Chelsea, to the dismay of Blues fans.
Blues totally dismiss Liverpool’s 1946-47 success, saying that it was a lottery as players had only just been demobbed. They are right in respect of the demobbing, but Liverpool’s board had the foresight to take the players away to the USA in the summer of 1946. Fresh from a month in a ration free country, they had camaraderie and were fit and raring to go for the new season.
So despite the Everton teams of 1915 and 1939 being amongst the worst ever champions, their fans continue to claim that they could have won many more titles than Liverpool had German dictators not intervened. They may even point to the folklore that says Hitler’s once lived in Liverpool as a possible time when he could have stood on the Kop.
But even then their argument becomes flawed. A recent book claims that Adolph Hitler spent some time living with his brother and sister-in-law in Toxteth in 1912 and 1913, while attempting to dodge being drafted into the Austrian army. It is alleged that he took up an interest in astrology while here and went to visit a Mrs Prentice.
Now I’m not suggesting anything now but Prentice is also the surname of the Blues correspondent for a local paper, someone who bears a lot of grudges. Given Hitler’s irrational nature, perhaps Mrs Prentice played with other types of balls as well as crystal ones during Adolph’s visits, if you know what I mean. If that was the case, then he certainly can’t have been a Red!
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Everton were league champions in 1915 and 1939 and in both cases football was suspended soon afterwards due to the 1st and 2nd World Wars. On both occasions, Everton failed to pick up where they left off and had some seasons of mediocrity, while Liverpool did fairly well when peace resumed.
The Blue allegation is simple, that the German leaders at the time were RedNosedBastards who deliberately instigated world wars to stop Everton enjoying further success and allow Liverpool plenty of time to regroup.
If they listened to the truth, they’d realise that both the title wins in question were highly dubious in the first place. In 1915, with most other teams concerned about the war effort and losing their players to the trenches, Everton sneaked the title with a total of just 46 points, the equivalent of 65 today.
Only three points separated the top seven teams and their winning total makes them the weakest champions of all time, but nobody was interested anyway because of the war.
When organised football resumed in 1919-1920 and teams cared, Everton’s frailties were highlighted as they finished 16th. Liverpool, on the other hand slowly built a solid team and won the championship in 1922 and 1923. This gave Liverpool four titles to Everton’s two, but had the Kaiser not intervened they say they would surely have dominated in 1916-19, even though the statistics show how sh!t and lucky they had been.
When Everton won the title in 1938-39 their star player was Tommy Lawton, who was 20 years old and had a bright career ahead of him. Blues claim that Lawton would have won them many more titles, but a closer look at the facts tells how fortunate Everton had been to win the title in 1939.
They lost 12 games that season, a record number of defeats by any title winning team ever. These defeats included a 7-0 thrashing at Wolves and 4-1 home loss to Charlton. When the war ended in 1945 Lawton could no doubt see what a load of losers he was with and signed for Chelsea, to the dismay of Blues fans.
Blues totally dismiss Liverpool’s 1946-47 success, saying that it was a lottery as players had only just been demobbed. They are right in respect of the demobbing, but Liverpool’s board had the foresight to take the players away to the USA in the summer of 1946. Fresh from a month in a ration free country, they had camaraderie and were fit and raring to go for the new season.
So despite the Everton teams of 1915 and 1939 being amongst the worst ever champions, their fans continue to claim that they could have won many more titles than Liverpool had German dictators not intervened. They may even point to the folklore that says Hitler’s once lived in Liverpool as a possible time when he could have stood on the Kop.
But even then their argument becomes flawed. A recent book claims that Adolph Hitler spent some time living with his brother and sister-in-law in Toxteth in 1912 and 1913, while attempting to dodge being drafted into the Austrian army. It is alleged that he took up an interest in astrology while here and went to visit a Mrs Prentice.
Now I’m not suggesting anything now but Prentice is also the surname of the Blues correspondent for a local paper, someone who bears a lot of grudges. Given Hitler’s irrational nature, perhaps Mrs Prentice played with other types of balls as well as crystal ones during Adolph’s visits, if you know what I mean. If that was the case, then he certainly can’t have been a Red!
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by Ciggy » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:07 pm
Woollyback wrote:I think he was a dirty wool and didn't sing and brought a flask of tea & some sandwiches and should've supported his local team
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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by Roger Red Hat » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:52 pm
peewee wrote:he did come to liverpool and stayed in the adelphi hotel when he was there so it is possible that he visited anfield. has also still has relatives living in Liverpool
yeah he has, they're all traffic wardens!
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by taff » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:58 pm
The Return of the Judge wrote:Woollyback wrote:I think he was a dirty wool and didn't sing and brought a flask of tea & some sandwiches and should've supported his local team
what like Grazer AK of Austria
Yes ADOLF SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM
Maybe thats why he tried to invade us so he could end up supporting his local team
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by stmichael » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:19 pm
not supporting his local team unfortunately didn't make the list of hitler's biggest mistakes.
Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler
1. Land War in Asia
2. Changed name from highly catchy 'Schickelgruber' to boring 'Hitler'
3. Leaving his little mustache: not growing a friendly Abe Lincoln beard to instill trust among subjects
4. Not buying lifts for his shoes
5. Failure to exploit Me 262 Messerschmidt
6. Failure to exploit Eva Braun
7. Chose swastika as party symbol rather than the daisy
8. Chose Josef Goebels rather than Marlene Dietrich to promote Nazi image
9. Chose "Deutschland Uber Alles" over "Let's All Be There" as party slogan
10. Lost the Ark to Indiana Jones
11. Chose unfashionable blacks and browns rather than trendy plaids and stripes as uniform colors for SS & SA
12. Referring to Stalin as "that old Georgian fat back"
13. Indiscriminate use of V-2 rockets for public fireworks displays
14. Free beer in munitions plants
15. Lisp never corrected
16. Bad toupe
17. Refused to undergo nostril reduction surgery
18. Failed to conquer strategically important Comoros Islands
19. Fell asleep in staff meetings
20. Chose Italy as ally
21. Land War in Asia
22. Got involved with a Sicilian when death was on the line
23. Made pass at Eleanor Roosevelt during 1936 Olympics
24. Built heliport on top of new Reichstag building which looked remarkably like a bullseye from the air
25. Always got Churchill out of bed for conference calls
26. Never had fireside mass rallies
27. Told Einstein he had a stupid name
28. Used SS instead of LAPD
29. Admired Napoleon's strategy
30. Strong fondness for saurkraut and beans made General Staff avoid him constantly
31. In last days, chose to hide in bunker rather than ask U.S. for a little country place in Hawaii
32. Nightmare involving Pillsbury Doughboy haunted him constantly with war advice
33. Major theme in speeches -- "liebensraum, or "living room" -- widely misperceived as call for domestic architectural reform
34. Failed to revoke Rudolph Hess's pilot licence.
35. ****** off Jesse Owens at 1936 Olympics
36. Didn't put his brother Billy in the concentration camps. When word got out that Billy was just a beer guzzling fat guy in a small town in Bavaria who grew peanuts it was bad P.R. for Der Fuhrer
37. Breast feeding for too long
38. Passed up Finish "tanks for snowshoes" offer before invasion of USSR
39. Drank to much at Beer Hall Putsch
40. Spent jail time planning how to conquer the world instead of his own escape.
41. Forgot to write "Dear Joey" letter to Stalin before invasion of Poland
42. Blew nose on Operation Barbarossa maps, forcing extemporaneous invasion of Soviet Union
43. Took no steps to keep Neville Chamberline in power
44. Chose the Tirpitz for that weekend of love with Eva in the Fjords
45. Frequently mistaken for Charlie Chaplin due to mustache; undermined credibility (as when he threatened to invade Poland, everyone waited for the punchline)
46. Came off as poor loser when "Triumph of the Will" failed to win Oscar for "best Foreign Documentary" -- "You don't like me" speech undermined image.
47. Used to make prank calls to FDR asking if he had "Prince Albert in a can"
48. Forgot correct interpretation of Nietzche; caused much embarrassment when he used to cite philosophical support for his concept of the "Oberdude"
49. Got drunk on schnapps and suggested Tojo attack the U.S. saying, "The U.S. only has twenty times your industrial power, what are you, a wimp?"
50. Listened to too much Wagner and not enough Peter, Paul and Mary
51. Spent too much on screwdrivers and toilet seats
52. Tried to play football with Axis Lucy who pulled the ball away at the last second
53. Failed to encourage tourism
54. Being born
55. Never did the honorable thing with Eva Braun
56. Alienated Chamberline at Munich by sticking an "Invade me" sign on his back
57. Kept Colonel Klink in command
58. Churchill mistakenly thought "Deutschland Uber Alles" was a veiled threat
59. Used same astrologer as the Reagans
Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler
1. Land War in Asia
2. Changed name from highly catchy 'Schickelgruber' to boring 'Hitler'
3. Leaving his little mustache: not growing a friendly Abe Lincoln beard to instill trust among subjects
4. Not buying lifts for his shoes
5. Failure to exploit Me 262 Messerschmidt
6. Failure to exploit Eva Braun
7. Chose swastika as party symbol rather than the daisy
8. Chose Josef Goebels rather than Marlene Dietrich to promote Nazi image
9. Chose "Deutschland Uber Alles" over "Let's All Be There" as party slogan
10. Lost the Ark to Indiana Jones
11. Chose unfashionable blacks and browns rather than trendy plaids and stripes as uniform colors for SS & SA
12. Referring to Stalin as "that old Georgian fat back"
13. Indiscriminate use of V-2 rockets for public fireworks displays
14. Free beer in munitions plants
15. Lisp never corrected
16. Bad toupe
17. Refused to undergo nostril reduction surgery
18. Failed to conquer strategically important Comoros Islands
19. Fell asleep in staff meetings
20. Chose Italy as ally
21. Land War in Asia
22. Got involved with a Sicilian when death was on the line
23. Made pass at Eleanor Roosevelt during 1936 Olympics
24. Built heliport on top of new Reichstag building which looked remarkably like a bullseye from the air
25. Always got Churchill out of bed for conference calls
26. Never had fireside mass rallies
27. Told Einstein he had a stupid name
28. Used SS instead of LAPD
29. Admired Napoleon's strategy
30. Strong fondness for saurkraut and beans made General Staff avoid him constantly
31. In last days, chose to hide in bunker rather than ask U.S. for a little country place in Hawaii
32. Nightmare involving Pillsbury Doughboy haunted him constantly with war advice
33. Major theme in speeches -- "liebensraum, or "living room" -- widely misperceived as call for domestic architectural reform
34. Failed to revoke Rudolph Hess's pilot licence.
35. ****** off Jesse Owens at 1936 Olympics
36. Didn't put his brother Billy in the concentration camps. When word got out that Billy was just a beer guzzling fat guy in a small town in Bavaria who grew peanuts it was bad P.R. for Der Fuhrer
37. Breast feeding for too long
38. Passed up Finish "tanks for snowshoes" offer before invasion of USSR
39. Drank to much at Beer Hall Putsch
40. Spent jail time planning how to conquer the world instead of his own escape.
41. Forgot to write "Dear Joey" letter to Stalin before invasion of Poland
42. Blew nose on Operation Barbarossa maps, forcing extemporaneous invasion of Soviet Union
43. Took no steps to keep Neville Chamberline in power
44. Chose the Tirpitz for that weekend of love with Eva in the Fjords
45. Frequently mistaken for Charlie Chaplin due to mustache; undermined credibility (as when he threatened to invade Poland, everyone waited for the punchline)
46. Came off as poor loser when "Triumph of the Will" failed to win Oscar for "best Foreign Documentary" -- "You don't like me" speech undermined image.
47. Used to make prank calls to FDR asking if he had "Prince Albert in a can"
48. Forgot correct interpretation of Nietzche; caused much embarrassment when he used to cite philosophical support for his concept of the "Oberdude"
49. Got drunk on schnapps and suggested Tojo attack the U.S. saying, "The U.S. only has twenty times your industrial power, what are you, a wimp?"
50. Listened to too much Wagner and not enough Peter, Paul and Mary
51. Spent too much on screwdrivers and toilet seats
52. Tried to play football with Axis Lucy who pulled the ball away at the last second
53. Failed to encourage tourism
54. Being born
55. Never did the honorable thing with Eva Braun
56. Alienated Chamberline at Munich by sticking an "Invade me" sign on his back
57. Kept Colonel Klink in command
58. Churchill mistakenly thought "Deutschland Uber Alles" was a veiled threat
59. Used same astrologer as the Reagans
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