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by **leothelion** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:57 pm

Dom1 wrote:I DONT LIKE CURRY YOU MEFFS!!

DOM1 DECIDES TO SHARE THE LAST BEER WITH LEO THE LION WHO THEN CHANGES HIS MIND, SO WE START ARGUING AND IN STEPS BIG AL WITH AN IDEA TO RESOLVE THE PROBLEM!!

HE SAYS YOU BOTH HAVE SAY A SENTENCE OF NO MORE THAN 30 WORDS SAYING WHY THEY SHOULD GET THE FINAL BEER!! AND BEAVIS WILL BE JUDGE!!!!!

SO LEO STARTS WITH HIS ATTEMPT......................................................

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE A BEER TO A LIVERPOOL FAN OR A BLUE ?
NO OFFENCE DOM I'D BUY YOU A BEER ANY TIME BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THE LAST ITS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

by **Dom1** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:09 pm

GOOD ONE LEO BUT HERE COMES MINE BUT IT WAS OVER THE 30 WORD LIMIT!!

SO HERES MINE I WANT THE LAST BEER BECAUSE:

a) i blood is thicker than beer beavis!!

b) theres a fiver enclosed......mums the word.

Dom1

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:15 pm

Big Al tried to make a move on Gaz but he has already fallen for Dom so they they go to the garden to be alone.

Leo is p#ssing everyone of by asking triva questions and Cheesy is missing Owzat.

by **Dom1** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:48 pm

Al takes Dom into the garden to tell him a secret, it is that he secretely has a crush on Has!!
but dom says that he is not good enough for you, so just forget it mate. Big Al thanx Dom for the advice and Dom declares the secret place in the garden his new guidance room.

Dom 1

by **gaz31** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:17 am

GAZ HAS FOUND CHEESEY ... HE IS IN THE CHICKEN SHED , HE SAYS HE IS LOOKING FOR EGGS BUT I THINK LOOKING FOR EGGS WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN IS SERIOUSLY DODGY........
SANGY IS GETTING PLENTY OF BEATINGS IN THE BB HOUSE LATELY COS EVEN DOM1 HAS HAD ENOUGH OF HER NOW AND HAS HIT HER ROUND THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN,
HAS IS WATCHING A BLANK TV SCREEN AND LAUGHING RATHER WEIRDLY AT HIS REFLECTION IN IT,
CHINESE GIRL IS CONTEMPLATING SHOWING US THE TRADITIONAL CHINKY CHONKA DANCE AND THIS IS GETTING LEO ALL FLUSTERED,
GREENRED IS WASHING HIS UNDERWEAR IN THE KETTLE WHILST BIG AL IS JACKING OFF IN THE DIARY ROOM (AGAIN)

by **116-1065305004** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:24 am

DAY 7:

Big Brother Beavis settles the beer dispute with Dom1 and Leo the Lion by Beavis having half a can himself and splitting the other half into a shandy for Dom1 and Leo.
Cheesecakery is trying to feed the chickens shitty nappies.

by **116-1065305004** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:19 pm

DAY 8:

Cheesecakery and Has are both trying to force a shitty nappy down Chinese Girls throat.

by **greenred** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:52 pm

cheesy is now writing messages on his nappies and passing them around the room.This is against big brother rules and may lead to his early eviction.Luckily for him nobody can read the messages as they cant see through all the s##t.

by **sangy** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:37 pm

oh how orginal Gaz hmmmm like i wud let a plank like u wack me u wouldnt even kno how HOBO!

by **gaz31** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:55 pm

sangy wants to lick the dirty nappies but cheesey wont let her so yet again she goes off balling her eyes out into the bedroom.....saddo....
good news is chinese girl is making us all a chow mein tonight.... cant wait..

by **big al** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:52 pm

Did you here about the film being made about Shipman, Robert De nero's got the lead its called 'the old dear hunter'

by **116-1065305004** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:00 pm

DAY 9:

Big Al is sitting off talking to Dom1 they didnt get on at first but all seems to be well now.
Meanwhile Has is now dressing up as Cilla Black whilst Chinese Girl is STILL dancing.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:47 pm

the return of beavis wrote:DAY 8:

Cheesecakery and Has are both trying to force a shitty nappy down Chinese Girls throat.

Actually I was trying to stop Cheese doing it, the sick man.

by **116-1065305004** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:49 pm

DAY 9:

Dom1 is picking his toenails and making Sangy eat them while Gaz31 is hitting her over the head with a frying pan.
Has is chilling out now and making the housemates a meal.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:52 pm

Gaz the woman beater gets an a#se wooping form DOM the HERO.

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