Your mama...... - ....is so fat.......

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Postby andy_g » Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:22 pm

your mama so fat, she should really go on a diet because its not healthy and i'm a little worried about her.
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:14 pm

:D
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby A.B. » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:14 am

Yo mama so fat her school yearbook picture was on page 44,45 and 46
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Postby Dom1 » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:24 am

your mama is so fat.....cos she is american :D
when you're 4-0 up..
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Postby LFC #1 » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:54 am

I told your mama to act her age and the bitch dropped dead. :D
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Postby A.B. » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:27 am

Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:00 am

your mamas so fat she wears two watches cos shes in two different time zones
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Postby Judge » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:11 am

ancient chinese proverb:

Your rolling fat mama gathers no moss

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Postby Leonmc0708 » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:50 am

Your mama is so fat that when I shagged her I sat on her knee, slapped her thigh and rode the waves in......

Your mama is so fat that I need to roll her in flour to find the wet patch.....
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Postby Judge » Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:18 am

in addition to that leon, perhaps you threw her in the flour and waited for her to fa'rt to find out which was the had end :D
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Postby 1234ram » Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:24 am

your mama so phat i could stick a kangroo up her ******
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Postby Dom1 » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:45 pm

:laugh:
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