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by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:22 pm

Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Your Mama So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Your Mama So Fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Your Mama So Fat small objects orbit her.

Your Mama So Fat when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

Your Mama So Fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of petrol.

Anyone know anymore?

by **cecil carpenter** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:00 pm

Your Mama So Fat that when she lets wind people think there at the seaside

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:26 pm

your mama is so fat when she wore an xmen tshirt a helicopter landed on her

by **Dom1** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:42 pm

your mama is so ugly she looked out of her window and got charged for mooning

by **stmichael** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:43 pm

your mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people run after her and call "Taxi!"!

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:44 pm

old classic:
your mama is so fat you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

by **stmichael** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:54 pm

your mama's so fat, she fell in love...and broke it!!! :laugh:

by **ckay** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:23 pm

Your mama so fat, she puts a belt on with a boomarang!

Your mama so fat, that portrait is from an ariel veiw!

Your mama is so fat that I rolled over twicw and I was still on the bitch!

by **Dom1** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:24 pm

Yo ckay

by **ckay** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:27 pm

Your mama so fat, that when she went to the beach, sun bathers tryed to push her back in thinking she was beached!

Your mama so fat, that she has a afgan family living in her ****** crack!

Hey Dom, how's it going?

by **Dom1** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:28 pm

Alright dude, and u?

by **ckay** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:30 pm

not bad thanks bro!

Your mama so fat that before sex, she had to fart to give me a clue!

by **ckay** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:35 pm

Your mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Your mama so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Your mama so fat, When she hauls ****** she has to make two trips.

Your mama so fat, They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Your mama so fat,Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.

Your mama so fat, When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Your mama so fat, She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Your mama so fat,Her ****** has its own post code.

Your mama so fat, Her belt size is "Equator"

Your mama so fat, Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Your mama so fat, When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ****** out of the way.

Your mama so fat, Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Your mama so fat, Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Your mama so fat, She can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mama so fat, She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Your mama so fat, The shadow of her ****** weighs 100 pounds.

by **jonnymac1979** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:39 pm

Yo Mama is so fat, she can sell shadow.

by **ckay** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:41 pm

Your mama so fat, I want to rent her for my kids birthday, he really wants a bouncy castle!

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