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by **supersub** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:55 pm

Who tied me to the bed whilst I was asleep?

by **116-1065305004** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:42 pm

DAY 6:

Supersub finally rises out of bed where he has been for nearly a week and he starts dancing with Chinese Girl.
Sangy is overwhelmed with fear that she will be the first to be evicted.

by **supersub** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:46 pm

chinesegirl falls for supersub and pleads with the public to keep him in.

by **116-1065305004** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:51 pm

This isnt the first romance in the house is it Supersub?
No one has had sex yet apart from Has when he was alone with madame palm in the bathroom

by **supersub** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:58 pm

chinesegirl is starstruck with supersubs stories of his champagne and caviar lifestyle outside the house.The endless trips to Hollywood,fraternising with the rich and famous worldwide,jetting from continent to continent in private planes is a life very appealling to such an innocent girl from China.I hope supersub is not a cad but a warm gentle man with a wallet the size of the Hoover Dam.

by **gaz31** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:37 am

GAZ DECIDES HE IS GOD!! BUT THE OTHER HOUSEMATES ARENT HAVING ANY OF IT SO HE GOES AND WASHES UP, SANGY COMES TO CONSOLE HIM(bad move)SO HE HEADBUTS HER WHILST NOBODY IS LOOKING , SHE STARTS CRYING AND RUNS TO THE BEDROOM BUT.... OH NO CHEESEY IS IN THERE PLAYING WITH HER DIRTY UNDERWEAR AND SNIFFING IT ,SHE CRYS OUT "WHAT THE ***** ARE YOU DOING CHEESEY"!!!!...
HE REPLYS RATHER SLOWLY ...I.I.I.I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF ANY IS MINE COS IVE LOST MY G-STRING AND ITS THE ONE BIG AL LENT ME ....WHILST LEO IS OUTSIDE GETTING IT ON WITH CHINESE GIRL AND ASKING HER IF SHE WANTS TO GO INTO THE DEN WITH HIM ......DOM1 IS TRYING TO DISCONNECT THE CCTV CAMERAS COS HE THINKS HE'S FOUND A BUYER FOR THEM ......SUPERSUB IS TRYING TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT BUT DOM1 IS ADAMANT THAT THE MONEY HE MAKES FROM THEM WILL BE GOING TO EVERTON FC FOR A NEW PLAYER OR EVEN TWO IF HE CAN GET £50.00 FOR THEM.......HAS HAS JUST DECIDED HE FANCYS CHINESE GIRL AND HE IS GOING TO FIGHT FOR HER IF HE HAS TOO.......... BUT HE HAS JUST BEEN CALLED TO THE DIARY ROOM SO HE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE IT TILL LATER BUT WILL HE BE TOO LATE!!!

by **116-1065305004** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:52 am

DAY 6:

SUPERSUB EVICTED

Supersub has his cases ready to go back into the outside world, he shakes the hand of Big Al and Greenred, Dom1 and Gaz31 get the wide berth, Has and Cheesecakery are too busy chucking their s##t at each other, Supersub gives Chinese Girl and Sangy a kiss and leaves to a applause of about 50 people in the outside world.

by **gaz31** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:57 am

BLIMEY THE WHOLE LOT OF THE EVERTON SUPPORTERS CLUB WERE OUTSIDE WAITING FOR HIM..... :laugh:

by **116-1065305004** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:57 am

WEEK 2 BIG BROTHER ODDS FIRST TO BE EVICTED

Has 2-1
Cheesecakery 3-1
Chinese Girl 10-1
Sangy 12-1
Dom1 15-1
Gaz31 25-1
Greenred 40-1
Leo the Lion 50-1
Big Al 72-1

by **116-1065305004** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:10 pm

DAY 7:

The housemates are still rocked by the departure of Supersub, Gaz31 is punching Sangys head in with a pair of knuckledusters and Dom1 is fuming with Cheesecakery because he has chucked a shitty nappy over his head and Has(while in Fidel Castro mode) has cut off the water supply to the house.

by **116-1065305004** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:05 pm

DAY 7:
Greenred gives Sangy some bandages for her cuts and bruises, Gaz31 makes a curry for him, Leo the Lion and Dom1.

by **Dom1** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:43 pm

I DONT LIKE CURRY YOU MEFFS!!

DOM1 DECIDES TO SHARE THE LAST BEER WITH LEO THE LION WHO THEN CHANGES HIS MIND, SO WE START ARGUING AND IN STEPS BIG AL WITH AN IDEA TO RESOLVE THE PROBLEM!!

HE SAYS YOU BOTH HAVE SAY A SENTENCE OF NO MORE THAN 30 WORDS SAYING WHY THEY SHOULD GET THE FINAL BEER!! AND BEAVIS WILL BE JUDGE!!!!!

SO LEO STARTS WITH HIS ATTEMPT......................................................

by **leothelion** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:44 pm

HERE IS MY WEEKLY SHOPPING LIST
BEER X 10 CRATES
CIGS X 20 PKTS
PIZZA ,PIZZA,PIZZA,PIZZA,
THROW IN A FEW CONDOMS IN CASE I GET LUCKY
DEPENDING ON BUDGET A PLAY STATION WOULD COME IN HANDY

AND BIG BROTHER CAN YOU PLEASE GET SKY SPORTS IN FOR US MISSING MATCHES IS GETTING EVERYONE p#ssed OFF AND IS CAUSING TENSION .
AS YOUR AT IT MAYBE A FEW ADULT CHANNELS

:

by **Dom1** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:47 pm

AFTER GETTING KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT BY DOM1 FOR THROWING A SH*TTY NAPPY IN HIS DIRECTION, HAS, PUTS CHEESECAKERY BACK INTO BED.

6 HOURS LATER HE STILL HASN'T WOKE UP SO, CHINESE GIRL GO'S TO CHECK IF HE IS STILL ALIVE. TO HER SURPRISE HE IS NOT IN BED SO SHE RUNS TO TELL GAZ,AL AND THE REST OF THE GANG THAT CHEESEY HAS DISAPEARRED.

............AND SO THE SEARCH FOR CHEESECAKERY BEGINS?

DOM1

by **Dom1** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:50 pm

leothelion wrote:HERE IS MY WEEKLY SHOPPING LIST
BEER X 10 CRATES
CIGS X 20 PKTS
PIZZA ,PIZZA,PIZZA,PIZZA,
THROW IN A FEW CONDOMS IN CASE I GET LUCKY
DEPENDING ON BUDGET A PLAY STATION WOULD COME IN HANDY

AND BIG BROTHER CAN YOU PLEASE GET SKY SPORTS IN FOR US MISSING MATCHES IS GETTING EVERYONE p#ssed OFF AND IS CAUSING TENSION .
AS YOUR AT IT MAYBE A FEW ADULT CHANNELS

:

NO OFFENCE LEO BUT THAT IS A SH*T SHOPPING LIST APART FROM THE BEER, THINK YOU HOULD MAKE THAT 30+CRATES!!

YOU CAN'T HONESTLY LIVE WITHOUT CHIPS. DO YOU RECKON WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN OUR BUDGET TO ORDER A CHIPPY FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK?

YOU CAN'T LEAVE OUT CHOCOLATE,CHOCOLATE AND MORE CHOCOLATE..........

CONDOMS EH!!
GOOD IDEA MATE BUT DONT BE GETTING ANY FUNNY IDEAS.

DID I MENTION WE NEED SOME CHOCOLATE?

DOM1

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