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by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:16 pm

   
Thats Taff, cares not a jot for danger, preffering to constantly walk on the wild side .

Taff we've still got that party of crocodiles booked for xmas dinner , I have advised the several coach loads of wilderbeest that this may impair their celebrations down at the "Dog and Gorilla " but they seem to pis sed to care.
Glad I'm off duty Xmas day .

by taff » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:26 pm

Woof
Meery xmas and dont worry about the impending shenanigans at the Dog and Gorilla things have a funny habit of working out in the end 

by stmichael » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:29 pm

what's on the menu christmas day taff?

by taff » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:35 pm

Good question ST M

Starter = juicy melons 

Main course = Turkey breast  with spicy stuffing 

Dessert = Um Bongo 

by A.B. » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:57 pm

by stmichael » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:02 pm

A.B. wrote:What about drinks?

more umbongo

by A.B. » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:03 pm

stmichael wrote:

A.B. wrote:What about drinks?

more umbongo

I want variety of drinks damn it 

by Honolulu Bob » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:04 pm

Taff, are you going to souffle that Um Bongo or perhaps put in a trifle or something??
I know it's Xmas and you're the kind of crazy ape that just might do it but surely you're not gonna let them loose with pure undiluted Um Bongo?!?! 

You some kinda doomsday machine, boy?!?! 

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:34 pm

Don't worry Bob ,for those that can't handle undiluted Umbongo there's free mixers available , Vodka,Whiskey,Bourbon,Gin and of course Rum .YO HO HO
Merry Xmas to all

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:41 pm

taff wrote:Good question ST M

Starter = juicy melons 

Main course = Turkey breast  with spicy stuffing 

Dessert = Um Bongo 

Not forgetting a variety of Whore d'oeuvre's

      

by stmichael » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:47 pm

A.B. wrote:I want variety of drinks damn it 

AB, as someone who could start a fight in an empty room, the variety of drinks available to you are as follows:

orange juice
highland spring bottled water
pineapple juice
evian bottled water
some other brand of bottled water that nobody's ever heard of

no alcohol for you AB, it'll end in tears.   

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:51 pm

No "fruit" juice for AB , he gets hyper active . 

by Devestatin Dave (yeah) » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:04 pm

by Ciggy » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:10 pm

Imagine Leon on pints and A.B. on shots be murder at the Dog and Gorilla

by Honolulu Bob » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:15 pm

Yeah and the copper they send round to break it up was Stu the Red!!