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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:05 pm

Honolulu Bob wrote:I want to know why A ss is banned? ???

Matthew 21:1-5 " … then sent Jesus two disciples, Saying unto them, Go into the village over yonder and straightway ye shall find an a ss tied" 

Can't be bad if it's in the Bible!  :D

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Postby simic_ie » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:05 pm

What if you were living in a farm! You couldn't say ****** (Male hen) or ****** (donkey/ horse mix) I mean only the words recognised as being actual swear words should be banned, what is thre reason for them to be banned?
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:11 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Honolulu Bob wrote:I want to know why A ss is banned? ???

Matthew 21:1-5 " … then sent Jesus two disciples, Saying unto them, Go into the village over yonder and straightway ye shall find an a ss tied" 

Can't be bad if it's in the Bible!  :D

Bob sneaks in a bit of bondage , thinly disguised as religious teaching .
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Damn!! The Mutt saw right through my cunning plan!  :angry:  :D
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:14 pm

I found a loophole a while ago, hwn i posted a poll on "is fred wicked" i put who the f.uck is fred as one of the options in the pool, and it wasn't censored. :D

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Postby who the hell is diarra » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:21 pm

woof woof ! wrote:She wont even blink , BUT if you turned to your chicken raising Grandad and said "Grandad show this Blue Tit your prize ****** (male chicken)" that I'm afraid would be considered rude .
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That's the defence Wacko Jacko is using in court
When i said do u wanna feel my ***** he meant ( have you ever stroked a chicken :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:21 pm

LFC #1 wrote:I found a loophole a while ago, hwn i posted a poll on "is fred wicked" i put who the f.uck is fred as one of the options in the pool, and it wasn't censored. :D

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I remember seeing that and thinking "Those Kuntz must be asleep , letting LFC slip under the wire like that "
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:23 pm

Can I just say
"****** a doodle doo "

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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:24 pm

Apparently not .  :down:
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Postby simic_ie » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:30 pm

See its a mad world and the Klinks have gone crazy woth the power!! :p
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:38 pm

Can I say Kunt******y fried chicken ?
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Postby simic_ie » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:39 pm

Just a little edit, time for kunch methinks, I'll be back for somemore enlightened and high brow conversation after this.....  :cool:  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:39 pm

Kunt is ok , but not fuc ky . :D
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Postby who the hell is diarra » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:41 pm

******-a-leakie soup ???
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:42 pm

i can say i used to watch cockleshall bay
and i play badminton with a shuttlecock
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:57 pm

Suprised they didn't ban SHUTTLE , well dodgy word . :D
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