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by who the hell is diarra » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:10 pm

Hi guys Klinks have let me out of my 'correctional trainin' for 10 mins   .....actually i'v made an escape .......what arrgh here they come ....gotta go YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE  Muuuuuharrrrharrrrrrharrrrr 

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:13 pm

A gorilla rat ars ed on Amaroula and on the rampage        
Wish I could have seen it. Apparently Elephants love to eat the fruit of the Amarula tree , they get pis sed and go nuts .
I blame the Gorilla   

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:18 pm

who the hell is diarra wrote:Hi guys Klinks have let me out of my 'correctional trainin' for 10 mins   .....actually i'v made an escape .......what arrgh here they come ....gotta go YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE  Muuuuuharrrrharrrrrrharrrrr 

Don't worry Diarra , having succesfully escaped from Stalag Luft Klink I'm now tunneling my way back in , hang on in there we''ll come up with a plan for a mass breakout .

dum dum dum dada dum dum dum (to the tune of the great escape)   

by taff » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:28 pm

woof woof ! wrote:A gorilla rat ars ed on Amaroula and on the rampage        
Wish I could have seen it. Apparently Elephants love to eat the fruit of the Amarula tree , they get pis sed and go nuts .
I blame the Gorilla   

Theres a brilliant documentary where Elephants run into the Amaroula tree when the fruit is ripe and start eating it and theres a temporary truce where a load of animals get bladdered on the fruit.

There was a great shot of a monkey waking up with his head on a warthog and he puts his hands over his eyes in a what the hell did I do last night kinda way 

There was also a Giraffe staggering about drunk out of his mind 

That would be one hell of a session to get involved in 

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:35 pm

by taff » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:38 pm

Its reassuring in a way that Animals plan a proper bender out of their own choice 

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:43 pm

That reminds me Taff , we've got a Xmas booking at the Dog and Gorilla for eight thousand from a Mr Wilderbeest and friends .

by taff » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:45 pm

Theres always a stampede this time of the year 

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:50 pm

Followed by a feeding frenzy and a game of bingo .

by taff » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:52 pm

Woof my mistake totally but theres also a Mr Crocodile and friends booked on the same night

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:04 pm

Bloody Hell ,and we've just had the swimming pool area refurbished 

by taff » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:15 pm

Ho hum guess we'll have to keep them apart somehow

The xmas games should be interesting 

by woof woof ! » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:31 pm

Well I'm not callin' the bingo to a pool full of pis sed crocodiles and ravin' wilderbeests ! Where's Norman the Bingo Machine when you need him ?

by taff » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:41 pm

by Woollyback » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:42 pm

Bob ransacked the Dog & Gorrilla store room before he hit the high seas and he's taken Norman with him. Apparently bingo keeps the scurvy sea-dogs from gettin all restless when there's no piratin' to be done...

Think we'll need to ring rentokil about the Dog & Gorrilla, place will need a good clean after these crimbo festivities, bit like the tunnel at old trafford