"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told
her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she
said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
large. " I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers
in this family and I always will. "Ever since that day, we have never
had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after
the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to
Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too
big and she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly," replied Jack. "I
wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want
you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these
on, "she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't
possibly get into your knickers," said Jack. "Exactly," replied Jill.
"And if you don't change your f***ing attitude, you never will.."
