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by **Ciggy** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:08 pm

cant I have a drink in peace :;):

by **Honolulu Bob** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:08 pm

zarababe wrote:
Honolulu Bob wrote:There once lived a monkey called Taff
Who made an enormous gaff
Pirate Bob did he cross
So to show him whose boss
He was plundered and bummed for a laff

this is geeting better and better.. que Taff...

Arrrrr....I'm just jestin'!
Taff's alright and I ain't gonna mess with no angry silverback, I'd proably end up gettin' rogered meself!

by **taff** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:20 pm

Arrr your a fine adversary to be sure

There was a pirate from Honolulu
Had a dick like a rabid Zulu
But he met his match
With a monkey he did catch
Who made him shout louder than Lulu

by **Honolulu Bob** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:27 pm

taff wrote::laugh:

Arrr your a fine adversary to be sure

There was a pirate from Honolulu
Had a dick like a rabid Zulu
But he met his match
With a monkey he did catch
Who made him shout louder than Lulu

Yer a pirate Monkey an' no mistake!
You ever tire o' pullin' pints and fancy takin' to the high sea's for some plunderin' then yer always welcome aboard The Slippery Sue!

A "rabid Zulu" - that's some dick!
You sure you ain't confusin' me with Alan!

by **Ciggy** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:27 pm

taff wrote:

Arrr your a fine adversary to be sure

There was a pirate from Honolulu
Had a dick like a rabid Zulu
But he met his match
With a monkey he did catch
Who made him shout louder than Lulu

by **taff** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:30 pm

Umbongos on the house for all

Capn Bob is sailing to page 1000 all aboard :cool:

by **Honolulu Bob** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:41 pm

Aye the 1000 is somewhere over that horizon and were settin' sail!

Think I'll have a few more Umbongo's first tho. :cool:

by **zarababe** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:45 pm

taff wrote:

Arrr your a fine adversary to be sure

There was a pirate from Honolulu
Had a dick like a rabid Zulu
But he met his match
With a monkey he did catch
Who made him shout louder than Lulu

by **zarababe** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:47 pm

.. 1000 on the horizon.. many a hurricaine and tidal wave to negotiate.. tis mine tho .. aye the 1000th is mine

by **Honolulu Bob** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:52 pm

zarababe wrote:.. 1000 on the horizon.. many a hurricaine and tidal wave to negotiate.. tis mine tho .. aye the 1000th is mine

Dream your dreams Zara .....but don't be too upset when Bob plunders the prize

by **Honolulu Bob** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:11 pm

Weird! It shows Zara posting in here at 14.01 but there's no post?!

Reckon we've sailed into the Bermuda Triangle?!

by **Paul C** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:14 pm

I just can't post in this thread cos I haven't got a clue what your going on about, plus I can't be ar53d to read 865 pages to get the jist

by **taff** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:17 pm

Paul C wrote:I just can't post in this thread cos I haven't got a clue what your going on about, plus I can't be ar53d to read 865 pages to get the jist

Get the version on Cassette :cool:

by **Honolulu Bob** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:20 pm

Or wait til they bring the film version out, there gonna get George Clooney to play Honolulu Bob :cool:

by **Woollyback** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:41 pm

Who's gonna play Taff? Ray Winstone I reckon. But they'll have to use cold tea instead of Um Bongo

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