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Bloody expensive !!

I didnt really realise how much stuff needs to be sorted and how much it costs - word of advice - get married abroad !!

Congratulations

Benny The Noon » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:56 pm wrote:Bloody expensive !!

I didnt really realise how much stuff needs to be sorted and how much it costs - word of advice - get married abroad !!

Surely even you can think positively for once !!! Think of all the money you have saved by not having to invite any new mates that you could potentially have made on this forum 

Benny The Noon » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:56 pm wrote:Bloody expensive !!

I didnt really realise how much stuff needs to be sorted and how much it costs - word of advice - get married abroad !!

Depends what you're doing I guess.  They obviously aren't ever cheap though.

A few tips for costcutting:

Just invite immediate family and close friends to the whole thing.  Others can come to the afters if they want.
Just have one bestman and maid of honour.  No need for a bunch of groomsmen or bridesmaids.
Get the missus to try dress styles and then just buy it online for cheaper.
Is a cake really neccesary?  I think you can buy one in Marks and Spencers for 50 quid. 
Try get a DJ or something that you know and might do it for a resonable price.

Hens and stags nights... whats wrong with the local boozer 

devaney » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:37 am wrote:

Benny The Noon » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:56 pm wrote:Bloody expensive !!

I didnt really realise how much stuff needs to be sorted and how much it costs - word of advice - get married abroad !!

Surely even you can think positively for once !!! Think of all the money you have saved by not having to invite any new mates that you could potentially have made on this forum 

You are f*cking hilairious!

jacdaniel » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:19 am wrote:

Benny The Noon » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:56 pm wrote:Bloody expensive !!

I didnt really realise how much stuff needs to be sorted and how much it costs - word of advice - get married abroad !!

Depends what you're doing I guess.  They obviously aren't ever cheap though.

A few tips for costcutting:

Just invite immediate family and close friends to the whole thing.  Others can come to the afters if they want.
Just have one bestman and maid of honour.  No need for a bunch of groomsmen or bridesmaids.
Get the missus to try dress styles and then just buy it online for cheaper.
Is a cake really neccesary?  I think you can buy one in Marks and Spencers for 50 quid. 
Try get a DJ or something that you know and might do it for a resonable price.

Hens and stags nights... whats wrong with the local boozer 

***** hell, can see who controls the finances in your household...

Tight as a ducks backside

Weddings are something you're only supposed to do once, push the boat out and spoil the bitch

This belongs in the rumour mill section 

Seriously though, congratulations and good luck, you'll both need it !

aCe' » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:20 pm wrote:This belongs in the rumour mill section 

Seriously though, congratulations and good luck, you'll both need it !

Her more so than him...

aCe' » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:20 pm wrote:This belongs in the rumour mill section 

Forgot who first posted it up, but when it comes to talk about weddings I always remember this one





      

woof woof ! » Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:07 am wrote:Forgot who first posted it up, but when it comes to talk about weddings I always remember this one





   :laugh:   :laugh:

I reckon you're puncing above your weight there woof...

Would be impossible for your mrs to do that though

jacdaniel » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:19 am wrote:

Benny The Noon » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:56 pm wrote:Bloody expensive !!

I didnt really realise how much stuff needs to be sorted and how much it costs - word of advice - get married abroad !!

Depends what you're doing I guess.  They obviously aren't ever cheap though.

A few tips for costcutting:

Just invite immediate family and close friends to the whole thing.  Others can come to the afters if they want.
Just have one bestman and maid of honour.  No need for a bunch of groomsmen or bridesmaids.
Get the missus to try dress styles and then just buy it online for cheaper.
Is a cake really neccesary?  I think you can buy one in Marks and Spencers for 50 quid. 
Try get a DJ or something that you know and might do it for a resonable price.

Hens and stags nights... whats wrong with the local boozer 

Sounds like a proper classy wedding !!

I don't mind paying a bit to try and give her a day she has dreamed off all her life.

Will make some cost cutting but it wont harm the quality

StuYesThatStu » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:22 pm wrote:

aCe' » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:20 pm wrote:This belongs in the rumour mill section 

Seriously though, congratulations and good luck, you'll both need it !

Her more so than him...

woof woof ! » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:07 pm wrote:Forgot who first posted it up, but when it comes to talk about weddings I always remember this one





   :laugh:   :laugh:

How the f.uck did you find that, I bet it's on your desk top. 

When I see this, I think/picture your Greek hunchback. (One of the funniest things I have read on this forum, I cried with f.ucking laughter reading that)

Although this one you'd have to do doggy style so she could be your British bellyfront to roll back and forth with. 

Kenny Kan » Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:05 pm wrote:

woof woof ! » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:07 pm wrote:Forgot who first posted it up, but when it comes to talk about weddings I always remember this one





   :laugh:   :laugh:

How the f.uck did you find that, I bet it's on your desk top. 

When I see this, I think/picture your Greek hunchback. (One of the funniest things I have read on this forum, I cried with f.ucking laughter reading that)

Although this one you'd have to do doggy style so she could be your British bellyfront to roll back and forth with. 

Mate the original set of pics posted by one of our members were so fking funny I had to save at least one to my photo bucket library.

As for the Greek hunchback, not my finest hour BUT on my honour every single word was the absolute truth. To this day when I recall that night I'm still p'issed off that the gimp had the nerve to blank me when I next saw her.

Hunchback minge, best avoided, yer get no points for a mercy fk.