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by Ciggy » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:20 am

Mornin woof welcome back luv where have you been place aint been the same without our resident cannine

by woof woof ! » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:28 am

Hi gang 

I was kidnapped by a fella in a red suit he strapped a pair of antlers to my head and hitched me to a sleigh with a bunch of reindeer.

by 106-1093504160 » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:31 am

blo.ody santa , i wont be writing to him anymore

by woof woof ! » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:34 am

Yeah , he really pi ssed my off with all his "Ho Ho Ho ing " . The reindeer dont like him either they reckon he's a pervert !

by 106-1093504160 » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:36 am

well if he straps antlers to yer, what else will he do, santa perv 

yeah, and he says to kids, come n sit on my knee  , next he'll be offering puppies 

by woof woof ! » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:44 am

He strapped the antlers on me then dug out a camera !!! Tried to bribe me with all sorts of good stuff but I wasn't havin' it , pi ssed on his boots which quickly froze to the floor and I made my getaway but not before helping myself to a load of prezzies .

by 106-1093504160 » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:51 am

well done son 

woof presents the great escape 

by woof woof ! » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:16 am

Now I'm stuck with a bunch of reindeer , they're eatin' me out of house and home  and they won't let go of the telly control .

by 106-1093504160 » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:48 am

better that, than trying to tease worms outa yer ar.se with doughnuts woof

by woof woof ! » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:50 am

   

I sorted the "worm" problem but now my ar se starts growling every time I trot past a cake shop . 

by 106-1093504160 » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:57 am

drontal cake shop 

by woof woof ! » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:26 am

Crush up a couple of drontal tabs and smoke 'em .
Now you know where I've been this past week .   

by 106-1093504160 » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:28 am

a drontal rehab centre? 

by woof woof ! » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:35 am

It burnt down     

by anfieldadorer » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:37 am

yawn-- good moaning mates!