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Postby Dom1 » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:47 pm

Imagine if retail stores started selling their own brand of condoms but kept the same slogan.... ere are a few funnies :D

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little bit helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
F.CUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms - plug and play.
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim.
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world.
AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms - the one with the hole (VERY poor seller).
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby LFC #1 » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:22 pm

:D :laugh: . where did u get that from Dom, or did u make it up??
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Postby Dom1 » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:40 pm

i didnt make it up, but if you look hard enough you can find all sorts of pointless laughs :D
when you're 4-0 up..
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:31 pm

pmsl :D

being a student he always has time to think things up :D
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Postby Juicy Lucy » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:18 pm

omg i got tears in my eyes now with laffin .. i wil say ot again dom ure funny
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Postby Juicy Lucy » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:21 pm

Pot noodle condoms - theyre dirrty :laugh:
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:13 pm

vick condoms, keep the girls from getting stuffy noses :D
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Postby Dom1 » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:58 pm

:laugh: :D
when you're 4-0 up..
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Postby Paul C » Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:47 pm

Eww Condom, I hate them things and so does my d1ck :angry: :D
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Postby Ciggy » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:37 pm

Paul C wrote:Eww Condom, I hate them things and so does my d1ck :angry: :D

:oh: Paul thats a bit naughty lad  :D  :devil:
Dont you like the smell of burnt rubber :p
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Postby A.B. » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:41 pm

Pepsi Condoms: [insert their slogan here]
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Postby Juicy Lucy » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:14 am

pot noodle condoms :dirrty

safestyle uk condoms : buy one get one free
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:06 am

Paul C wrote:Eww Condom, I hate them things and so does my d1ck :angry: :D

so dick (richard) dont like em either paul  :D

and i thought you liked girls  :D  :laugh:
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Postby Paul C » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:30 am

judge wrote:
Paul C wrote:Eww Condom, I hate them things and so does my d1ck :angry: :D

so dick (richard) dont like em either paul  :D

and i thought you liked girls  :D  :laugh:

Judge thats a bad one dude  :D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:32 am

soz mate, just a play on words. :D

but it would have been funny to you, if it were someone else though :D

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