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by **dundreamin** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:48 pm

David Blaines 40 day world record for doing nothing in a box,has been broken by FERNANDO TORRES

by **steveh8204** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:51 pm

Who?? name rings a bell!

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:53 pm

Old that now lash

by **ethanr** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:43 pm

Haha I haven't heard that one before.. That's funny. :laugh:

by **metalhead** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:51 pm

LMAO

by **RedSi35** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:45 pm

Fernando Torres walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a couple of shots please."

The barman says, "That's not like you"

Fernando Torres goes to the library and asks for a book on the net.

Librarian says, "It's 12 yards in front of you."

90 minutes later Torres comes back and says, "I can't find it."

by **burjennio** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:14 pm

BRILLIANT

by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:32 pm

I think my Football Manager 11 has a bug...

Torres just scored.

by **burjennio** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:40 pm

dawson99 wrote:I think my Football Manager 11 has a bug...

Torres just scored.

I think that was covered in the new patch

by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:47 pm

OK, lets stop it now, especially since Fernando Torres's wife has just given birth to a healthy baby, 6lbs 6ozs, 10 fingers, 10 toes, torn hamstring

by **Thommo's perm** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:18 pm

Bigger fu'ck up than Michael Owen?

by **metalhead** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:22 pm

Thommo's perm wrote:Bigger fu'ck up than Michael Owen?

michael owen was a super sub with real madrid, even out scoring raul in his first season

by **dundreamin** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:37 pm

The writers of the Mr Men books have created a new character based on Fernando Torres, he,s called MR SITTER:D

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