Big fat al - Elton?

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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:11 am

BIG FAT AL IS YOUR REAL NAME ELTON JOHN?
OR ARE YOU IN SOMEWAY RELATED TO FREDDY MERCURY?
C'MON TELL US , YOU WEAR WOMANS UNDERWEAR DONT YOU!
WE WONT TELL ANYONE NOT ME OR BEAVIS WERE YOUR FRIENDS
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:14 am

Come on Al come clean!
He is Lily Savages lovechild!
He is fat, with a Elton John Haircut, Freddy Mercury mustache, he hasnt seen his own todger in 25 years and he talks like Dale Winton!
Face it Al, Graham Norton looks straight next to you, now go and wear your sisters knickers you freak! :D
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:18 am

BIG AL LIKES TO LISTEN TO BROS WHILST SHAVING HIS LEGS IN DA BATH :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:20 am

and he walks around in his mums 40 year old stockings with a dildo up his rectum with Shirley Bassey playing in the background :laugh:
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:39 am

YEAH BUT SOUNDS LIKE HE IS PERFECT FOR THE NEXT MANAGER OF LEEDS UTD DON'T IT?
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:41 am

yeah coz their team are full of puffs :D

Anyway on that note I will say goodnight Gaz it has been a good laugh exposing Al and we will have to do it more :D
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:44 am

C U LATER MATE (HIDE YOUR ***** BIG AL'S WATCHING) :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:53 am

gaz31 wrote:C U LATER MATE (HIDE YOUR ***** BIG AL'S WATCHING) :laugh:

I had to padlock my door just incase :D
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:56 am

Q:How long does it take Big Al's mum to have a s##t?
A:Nine months(the evidence is on this website) :D  :D  :laugh:
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Sat Dec 06, 2003 10:21 pm

Didnt know Big Gay Al could sing :D
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:43 pm

Big Al gets turned on over wildlife on bbc programmes :D
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:37 pm

come on Al post your reply I look forward to outsmarting you again :D
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Postby gaz31 » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:37 pm

BIG AL IS ASHAMED BEAVIS YOU HAVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITH THAT ONE....... :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:40 pm

He is embarrassed!
He will come back in a few days with a s##t reply and we will make him look stupid again! :D
But lets face it thats not a hard task :D
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