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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:11 am

this could be fun. saw this from another forum so thought we might try it too. well, you tell the person below you to do something, and they make an excuse or reason not to.

for example:

A: Give me that pizza!
B: Sorry I can't, I'm glued to the forum. Remove this glue from my foot!
C: I'm allergic to glue. Get me a soda.

get the drift?

let's start.

Bake me some cinnamon muffins

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:55 pm

wat endz u reping

by **metalhead** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:12 pm

CHL?

I'm too sick to bake, get me some medicine

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:04 pm

i can't get you any medicine, i don't know where the clinic is. find me a street directory.

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:02 pm

i got get you a street directory, the dog was sick on it, then ate it, then as i took it for a walk it was set upon by a pack of sabre tooth togers and eaten by them, as i chased the sabre toothed tigers i fell down an abandoned mine shaft and broke my collarbone. after fixing myself up with bits if old mining equipment i mistakenly opened a door which unleashed a torrent of water that not only lifted me back to the surface but also swept away and drowned the sabre toothed tigers. after disembowelling the beasts i managed to locate the directory (in the last one, of course), but it was in quite a bad state. i took it home again only to find i had been broken into and all my possessions stolen, fortunately the thieves had overlooked my bleach stash but as i opened a bottle i splashed some in my eye. as i staggered about blind and in agony i knocked over the camping gas stove of the hippies in my front garden setting them and their tent on fire. the fire brigade arrived on the scene and put out the fire but damaged the directory further in the process. i went to a neighbours house to ask if i could borrow her hair dryer, she arrived at the door in a sheer black negligee but as i was about to enjoy myself with her the whole continent was obliterated by a 7km across meteorite.

get me a large brandy

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:56 am

sorry Andy i cant get you a brandy, Metalhead keeps moaning about his medicine and im still waiting for my muffins. to make it worse, my employer wants to know how on earth did the sabre tooth tigers escape from its captivity. i think i might lose my job due to negligence

can you help me find employment should i be fired?

by **kazza** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:49 am

Gotta love the internet

by **metalhead** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:00 pm

I can't I'm not a head hunter and I'm too busy doing my own job, which reminds me that I won't be able to pick up the laundry, please fetch the laundry for me

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:52 pm

i collected your laundry but it smells bad. please get me an air freshener. thanks in advance.

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