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by RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:10 pm

Millwall fans are anything but clever .... howling of this definitely worth a read .... its like Millwall have themselves their very own   T James
Millwall House of Fun

Fucking crying here 

by RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:17 pm

OK Stuwall, this is comedy gold here......

Imagine you go to buy a sofa.

You see one sales clerk and they slap a reserved sticker on it. You can't take it with you, but can borrow a van and come back later.

When you come back later to pick up your sofa, you don't try and pay for it again, you ask for sofa.

Its a different sales clerk, he thinks you are trying to buy a sofa that has been sold.....

Do you say, its me its been reserved for, or do you pay all over again and go off with a different sofa?

by burjennio » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:18 pm

by RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:22 pm

by RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:22 pm

OK lets try again, Imagine you go to restuarant.

You see the Matradee and reserved a table by the window.

When you come back later to eat your meal, you ask for a table by the window.

The Matradee checks the computer and say the table by the window has gone, and seats you at another table.

No one turns up to sit at the table by the window while you are having your meal.

Does it at any point dawn on you they reserved the table for you and all you had to do was turn up and say your name? 

by RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:27 pm

Listen Stu is a good lad, he works for me as a labourer & while he aint the wilson... what do you expect for £20 a day? I think some of you lot should be ashamed of yourselves taking the rise out of a fellow Wall fan, to be fair he's never been the same since Black Nev (we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville) dropped a hod load of bricks on Stu's swede a couple of years back, someone shouted watchout & Stu looked up to see who was barking at him & caught about 24 bricks slap bang on his boat. So think on hey before you start digging him out.

Sarcastic fuckers these Cockneys

by SouthCoastShankly » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:35 pm

I think this thread can safely be categorised as an "in joke".

by tubby » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:37 pm

Location: Block 4 & 1

by tubby » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:42 pm

In the event that the penny drops at some point, I'm assuming there'll be a spare ticket up for grabs? :-)

by RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:42 pm

by tubby » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:47 pm

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:

bavlondon wrote:Location: Block 4 & 1

The part where he calls that guy a grass for suggesting everyone Google Stuwall ... is class ...crying here Bav

identity revealed..



I know a Charlton season ticket holder at work, gonna forward him this now.

by tubby » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:49 pm

Every forum i've been on today people are laughing at you. People from all over the country.


Think I just spotted someone of OTK on there too. 

by RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:51 pm

The poor fucker is probably sitting in a motorway cafe somewhere with his hood up

by RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:57 pm

Stu

Q1: Are you a season ticket holder?

If you answer Y - go to question 2

Q2: Why are you purchasing a second ticket?

If you answer - Because Im not a season ticket holder go back to Q1 and answer correctly

If you answer - Because I thought it was a cup game - A - Its not, its a league game, you can gain entry via your season ticket and your seat will be there waiting for you as you are a seaosn ticket and you dont need to buy another ticket and the ticket that has been sold by the ticket office has been sold to you at the start of the season, for the duration of the season and has not been sold to anyone else but you.

Does this help?

by tubby » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:14 pm

Id like to buy the poor fella a drink. There's people from all other forums on there too.