Whats the funniest thing youve.... - ...ever heard anyone say?

Please use this forum for general Non-Football related chat

Postby Bruno Zidane! » Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:16 pm

The funniest thing ive heard is Iain Dowie invent his new word Bouncebackability

Iain "After are last two defeats the lads have got to show there Bouncebackability" Class
Chopper:Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
User avatar
Bruno Zidane!
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 473
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:25 pm
Location: L6

Postby who the hell is diarra » Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:26 pm

How about the story of Jason McAtter in the Pizza shop

Pizza guy- How would you like you pixxa sliced 1/4s or 1/8 s

Jason- Errrr 1/4 please i'm not that hungry n i'd never eat 8 slices

Hmmmm why are most of the stories to do with Razors drinkin and McAtters stupidity  :D
Always Look on the bright side of life
der der ........der der der der der

Drummerphil You'll never walk alone
User avatar
who the hell is diarra
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 2132
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:28 pm

Postby ROBtheRED » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:30 pm

a work colleague of mine who for some reason supports chelsea told me about his first experience of going to anfield, he and few other chelsea fans were parking their car in a local street, when 2 young kids approached him and offered to look after his car in exchange for a fiver. "No need" he replied "i've got a rottweiler in the boot!" , he and his mates walked off feelin all smug when one of the kids retorted "yeah but mister, can your rottweiler put out fires !??". I thought it was a classic response! ! !     :D
"The fans here are the greatest in the land. They know the game and they know what they want to see. The people on the kop make you feel great. . .yet humble."   Mr B.Shankly
User avatar
ROBtheRED
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 282
Joined: Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:42 pm
Location: West Midlands

Postby Paul C » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:13 am

Dom1 wrote:the funniest thing i have ever heard some1 say to me is "Dom ure cumming to fast" :D

Thats funny Dom, your mum tells me that too  :;):  :D

Only jesting mate  :cool:
User avatar
Paul C
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 6893
Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:44 pm

Postby Dom1 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:19 am

yes

look at the tads tho .....
Image
:D
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
Image
User avatar
Dom1
 
Posts: 9414
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2003 10:50 am
Location: Not Bosnia

Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:12 am

i could say, but its too bad to post
106-1093504160
 

Postby stmichael » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:24 pm

former liverpool man ray houghton apologised for being late for his talksport show the other day by saying, live on air:

"sorry, but i've had a really busy day today. i've been playing in a charity golf day to raise money for a boy who was seriously injured in a car accident. i had to drive like a lunatic to get here"

oh dear  :oh:  :D
User avatar
stmichael
Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 22644
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2004 3:06 pm
Location: Middlesbrough

Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:32 pm

:D good one, he never let us down
106-1093504160
 

Previous

Return to General Chat Forum

 


  • Related topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 18 guests