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Where should tjames go into exile - Cast your votes

NORTH KOREA
4
50%
BURMA
1
13%
LAOS
0
No votes
CAMBODIA
0
No votes
JAPAN
0
No votes
CUBA
0
No votes
UZBEKISTAN
1
13%
TURKMENISTAN
2
25%
VIETNAM
0
No votes
LIBYA
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 8

Postby 82-1074641017 » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:36 pm

Well its probably for the best if TJAMES leaves the UK and starts a new life abroad possibly getting asylum from another country after his embarrassing error in getting Blackburn mixed up with Blackpool :D
Communist countries like Laos, North Korea, Cuba or Vietnam might be a good idea for Tom James to start a new life as they dont have access to Foreign Broadcasts so they might not know much about their english footy, so he might be safe.
And Burma banned foreign broadcasts in the country since 2001 so he will be safe there.
And former Soviet states such as Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan are still rebuilding and only have state run TV so they might not know much about Blackpool so he might be safe there.
Cambodia is very poor and they arent really into football so the possibility of living in Penom Penh might be good but if he gets our football teams mixed up, some of the names of their clubs could easily send him potty because they are unpronounceable.
Libya is quite isolated so they mightnt know the difference between Blackburn or Blackpool but with Colonel Gaddafis interest in buying Crystal Palace he could know the difference pretty soon and that would make TJAMES a object of ridicule to the Libyan people.
And Japan would be the best option living wise, but they are starting to like their footy as well.
So before we write our letters to Kim Jong Il, Colonel Gaddafi, Fidel Castro etc maybe we should vote on where he should gain Footballing Asylum :D
Its for the best Tom son :D

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Postby Honolulu Bob » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:42 pm

Good post Roberts but I think Tom should join me crew on the Slippery Sue and we can go rapin' and pillagin'!
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Postby Red_Si » Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:53 pm

Bob, how many Badgers do you keep in yer beard? Y'old sea urchin.
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:40 pm

I don't keep no badgers in me Beard ya idiot! ???
I keep em in me underpants, got some Moroccan ones, Moroccan badgers got the smoothest fur see! :)

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Postby 82-1074641017 » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:16 pm

Honolulu Bob wrote:Good post Roberts but I think Tom should join me crew on the Slippery Sue and we can go rapin' and pillagin'!

Good point Honolulu Bob just TJAMES probably wouldnt know what rapin and pillagin is :D

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Postby Honolulu Bob » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:35 pm

TJAMES is a pirate and no mistake young Roberts!
Look at those shifty eyes of his and you can tell he used to rapin' and pillagin'! :D

Either that or he's been raped and pillaged?!  ???
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Postby greenred » Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:04 pm

So which is he then,a raper or a pillager?
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:41 pm

Honolulu Bob wrote:TJAMES is a pirate and no mistake young Roberts!
Look at those shifty eyes of his and you can tell he used to rapin' and pillagin'! :D

Either that or he's been raped and pillaged?!  ???

Probably TJAMES has been raped and pillaged :D

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Postby Dom1 » Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:57 am

Burma, its less yellow, we dont want TEEJ to be gettin all confused again :D

Yellow does that to ya , u see ......
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:59 am

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Postby A.B. » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:05 am

I hear Uzbekistan is nice.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:33 am

Dom1 wrote:Burma, its less yellow, we dont want TEEJ to be gettin all confused again :D

Yellow does that to ya , u see ......

Burma does not actually exist anymore, its now called Myanmar. but dont send him there, its quite nice   :D
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:38 am

he should go to the north pole
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:08 pm

peewee wrote:
Dom1 wrote:Burma, its less yellow, we dont want TEEJ to be gettin all confused again :D

Yellow does that to ya , u see ......

Burma does not actually exist anymore, its now called Myanmar. but dont send him there, its quite nice   :D

Your joking its full of political prisoners, I think Than Shwe was rated one of the worlds top 10 worst dictators

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Postby Honolulu Bob » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:12 pm

Roberts wrote:Your joking its full of political prisoners, I think Than Shwe was rated one of the worlds top 10 worst dictators

Roberts :D

Yeah that Than Shwe is a load of old cobblers an no mistake!
You gotta 'ang wind chimes and arrange ya furniture in the room to so that it gives ya positive energy and all that, what the f*** is that all about ffs?! COBBLERS I TELLS YA!  :angry:

TJAMES is a dictator! :angry:
Oops that should be di.ck taker!  :D
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