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by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:34 am

I have an obsession with buying torches. I must have at least 50 knocking about which I've collected over the years.

Well - you never know when you might need one!!!!!

As a side-note - what is the best torch you own?

Mine's a 4-cell Maglite which doubles as a pretty nifty kosh!!!!! :eyebrow

by **dawson99** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:27 am

i just put ona luminous condom

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:57 pm

Dawson - I'll thank you not to trivialise this thread. :angry:

by **greenred** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:14 pm

Never liked those Maglites,the bulbs cost a fortune and the little bleeders are always blowing.

by **zarababe** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:24 pm

dawson99 wrote:i just put ona luminous condom

what colour

by **dawson99** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:26 pm

green or red or yellow. offering to hold my torch then?

by **zarababe** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:30 pm

depends how heavy and long it is..? I mean is it in yer face type illuminous :;):

by **dawson99** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:32 pm

yeah, very in yer face, and not too heavy but both hands needed

by **zarababe** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:36 pm

lets hold it together then

by **dawson99** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:38 pm

u minx!!!

by **zarababe** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:42 pm

hey don't wanna be bumping in to walls now ay

by **dawson99** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:44 pm

have to keep the torch out in the open then for the journey :;):

by **Woollyback** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:20 pm

zara and dawson, sitting in a tree...

i've got a pifco lightblaster and it's the absolute DADDY of torches

it's great to get reefered up and illuminate somebody's lounge from about 200yards away and laugh at them when they come to the window wondering what the feck's goin on

i'm 35 in a couple of weeks

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:40 am

Woollyback wrote:zara and dawson, sitting in a tree...

i've got a pifco lightblaster and it's the absolute DADDY of torches

it's great to get reefered up and illuminate somebody's lounge from about 200yards away and laugh at them when they come to the window wondering what the feck's goin on i'm 35 in a couple of weeks

Good lad!

by **TheoRacle** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:18 am

Particularly 'enlightening' responses to the poll so far. Really says something about the sophistication of the forum's readers don't you think...

I voted by the way! :;):

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