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Sausage roll - Meaty snack, or deviant mob boss?

1. Meaty snack, rolled in puff pastry. (Steady Judge).
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2. Submissive Asian prostitute, formerly a man called Gerald.
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3. Clock-mender from Afghanistan, slightly balding.
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4. Amphibious by-plane, with a weak bladder & bit of a head-cold.
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5. Jar of slightly out-of-date seedless raspberry jam. Has syphilis.
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6. Underworld Mob Boss. Has a pet rubber duck called Franko.
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7. Dragon-fly's left nipple. Has slight friction burn due to wrong bra.
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8. Frenchman's trouser-press, cunningly disguised as a tea pot.
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9. Retired tent-peg, considering rejoining the workforce as a ladle.
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10. Balinese Bushman with a penchant for eating wasps on toast.
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Total votes : 1

Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:35 am

This, for me, is the major question facing the World today.

For far too long the Sausage roll has ducked scrutiny in times of inexplicable trouble.

Well not any more. We have to put a stop to it's tyranny, and unmask this beast for what it truly is!

So friends -

What IS the "Sausage Roll"?

:shifty  :D
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:10 am

The "Sausage Roll" is a rollercoaster at Michael Barrymore's theme park.
china syndrome 80512640 reactor meltdown fusion element
no uniquely indefinable one 5918 identification unknown 113
source transmission 421 general panic hysteria 02 outbreak
foreign mutation 001505 maximum code destruction nuclear
reflection 01044 power plutonium helix atomic energy wave
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Postby account deleted by request » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:35 am

:laugh:  Another Lando classic poll :laugh:  I went for number 6 as I also have a fetish for rubber ducks. :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:17 am

s@int wrote: :laugh:  Another Lando classic poll :laugh:  I went for number 6 as I also have a fetish for rubber ducks. :D

Rubber ducks, or "Dubber rucks"?  :eyebrow  :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:01 pm

s@int wrote::laugh:  Another Lando classic poll :laugh:  I went for number 6 as I also have a fetish for rubber dicks. :D


aye, that figures!
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:15 pm

Judge says he's finished with yours now Leej, but I would wash it first if I was you :D  Image
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