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Is judge gay? - Does he like it up the sh*tter?

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Is judge gay? - Does he like it up the sh*tter?

Yes. He's a raving poofter who uses a cigarette holder.
1
3%
Yes. His boyfriend is called Larry, and he takes it too.
3
10%
Yes. He started in Prison with a human booster shot from Syril.
3
10%
Yes, ofcourse he is. He's a total queen. Likes it with old men.
10
34%
Yes. He and his numerous boyfriends do it in a chain.
0
No votes
Yes. His bottom resembles the Grand Canyon.
2
7%
Yes. He has tried it on with me, so I know for a fact he's a queer.
0
No votes
There is no doubt. I have bummed him before, and he loved it.
3
10%
He trawls the streets for rentboys who look like Vin Diesel.
1
3%
No. He just likes sex with goats.
6
21%
 
Total votes : 29

Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri May 12, 2006 3:15 am

It's a tough one folks.

He's tried it on with me on numerous occasions, as you've probably noticed.

The thing is, I can't help but feel that he started when he was in prison for flashing a fruitstall holder. I think he said he recieved a human booster-shot from a guy named Syril, and it warped his mind.

Having said that, though, he has told me he DOES enjoy taking it up the wrong 'un, and even the initial buggering he got from Syril (who is now one of his casual flings) made him do a little sex-wee.

Therefore, I cannot blame anyone but Judge for his poo-pipe-pummelling, and so I'm going for number 9, with a fleeting glance toward number 4.

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Postby dawson99 » Fri May 12, 2006 8:12 am

this is a disgraceful topic. I dont know how you, lando, can have the ordasitty (sp) to print such absolute filth. Judge is not, and i repaet, is not gay. Yes, sometimes he might crave the company of a man, and yes, sometimes he does indeed take it up his rear end, but this does not make him gay. Ok, sometimes he dresses up in womens clothes as he trawls the streets for the latest young stuf for him to take home and do extremely bizarre thigns to and he likes to be the front spoon afterwoods, but judge is definetly not gay. thats why im not going to even write a single word in this thread, i am so disgusted by you lando i wont even talk of the time judge went off with three sailors in one night, all of them called maurice!

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Postby woof woof ! » Fri May 12, 2006 9:16 am

Fucking disgraceful accusation Lando .Where your proof you pouf ! Judge has long been engaged to a Myatonic goat named Cookie (see photo) .
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Often called the "Fainting Goat" or "Stiff Legged Goat", or TN Meat Goat, this breed will stiffen and may fall if off-balance when it gets nervous.How do you think Cookie will react when she reads your accusations , you heartless b'stard .

I'ts true that the Judge has a perchant for fondling male posteriors but he's simply prracticing his pickpocketing technique learnt as a young eunch whilst working at "Benders" , Cairo's most notable massage parlour  .

As for wearing female clothing . You can hardly blame the fella for attempting to squeeze his size 13's into a pair of stilleto's , at only 4ft 11 inches Judge has never complained about his height so why mock him for innocently attempting to increase it .

Shame on you Lando , the tirade against Judge is not worthy of your otherwise fine magazine .Please cancel my lifetime subscription ,I will never read "The Bugle Blower" ever again .
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Postby JBG » Fri May 12, 2006 10:35 am

Yes, I think Judge is gay. He tries too hard to sound like a red blooded hetrosexual if you ask me.
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Postby andy_g » Fri May 12, 2006 10:43 am

judge's constant references and accusations about gayness reveal an obsession that is probably intended to mask a deep and latent homosexuality he has himself, or at the very least a burning desire to discover what it is like to be with another man but not knowing how to deal with it. something held in common with the starter of this poll. :nod
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Postby The Ace1983 » Fri May 12, 2006 11:06 am

I must admit that I've had my suspicions. Maybe it's those pm's he sends around that have just got " :;):  " in them!
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Postby Sabre » Fri May 12, 2006 11:06 am

As we say here, Judge gives it a shot to everything. I think he's bisexual.
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Postby The Red Baron » Fri May 12, 2006 11:41 am

Without doubt,he shut his eyes when I kissed him. :D
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Postby laza » Fri May 12, 2006 11:52 am

Judge Gay??

I think he is as straight as Liberance, George Michael , Elton John and Kenneth Williams
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Postby JBG » Fri May 12, 2006 12:01 pm

Heh, its nothing to be ashamed of Judge, we can all accept you for what you are, rather than what you pretend to be.
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Fri May 12, 2006 12:10 pm

He's not really even called Alan, that's just an anagram of what he likes.... :p  :D
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Postby The Red Baron » Fri May 12, 2006 12:11 pm

Here he is out of the closet at last

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Postby tommycockles » Fri May 12, 2006 1:59 pm

i don't know if he's gay or not but i did hear that he used to ask to play kiss chase with the football team!!  :O
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Postby taff » Fri May 12, 2006 2:34 pm

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Postby Sabre » Fri May 12, 2006 3:27 pm

Well, it is not a rumour anymore.

http://www.judge.isgay.com/
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