Ex-girlfriend - To do or not to do.

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Ex-girlfriend - To do or not to do.

Do I nail her until her nose bleeds
3
13%
Accept a skull-fook, and bury my head in her boobies
1
4%
Drill her once, then break off all contact
2
8%
Negotiate a regular snaffling time, preferably twice weekly
3
13%
Both finish with partners then sh*g like bunnies
1
4%
Go doggy-style, then slip it up her botty
5
21%
forget the whole thing
4
17%
Do her and video it for longer-lasting pleasure
5
21%
 
Total votes : 24

Postby welshred » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:25 pm

:D :D what happend lando did you give in and have her or did you get that 3some ??
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Postby shanks » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:30 pm

i go for doggy style then take her for a walk over the moors a little run you could say dump her they :D
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Postby Sabre » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:36 am

When I was younger I went out with this bird for a while, but due to the age we never got busy. Well now she's made it clear that she wants it, but I have a girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend. What should I do? She's not better looking than my girlfriend, but she's got a hell of a hot body. Do I give in to temptation, or lead a monogomous life? Your thoughts Gentlemen (and bints!   )


OK this is a tough one.

I'm going to be brutally honest. We are men, and we have hormones. Testosterone messes a lot with the Brain. How many times have you thought while making sex how sexy you find the girl, and after the eyaculation, you don't find her sexy any more? Many do their wildest promises when they are making love. Promises that will be remembered by her when they are not making love!

This is because Hormones. The Hormones are the ones that make us to commit big mistakes at 5 am, hormones with alcohol is an explosive combination. And you can have sex with your ex girl, in one of this moments.

So my advice is to think about the idea when you're not ruled by hormones, that is to say, after a W*nk. :D I've seen many friends doing such a thing when they were "hot" and the next day have a terrible feeling of being guilty. I do have known some :censored: that don't feel guilty at all. You know yourself better than I know you
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Postby Judge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:43 pm

blooming hell sabre, you can post rubbish thats interesting then !! :D  :p
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:16 am

Sabre - you've enlightened me!!!!

I never knew this board would let you write the word "W*nk" without censoring!!!!! :laugh:


I know what you mean though about the hormones thing.


Many a bad decision due to those feckers!!!!!  :angry:  :no
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:19 am

lawrenson_sarah wrote:Lads are sick :angry:

What's up with you!?! I though you were open-minded and of the "live and let live" brigade!?!  :D


Fancy a sh*g!?!  :D  :D  :laugh:  :eyebrow
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:07 pm

W*nk...                    ....W*nk W*nk W*nk W*nk W*nk W*nk
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby Judge » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:00 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:I never knew this board would let you write the word "W*nk" without censorin

i think the board thinks its wrote in spanish  :D
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Postby JBG » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:39 pm

Sabre wrote:after a W*nk. :D I've seen many friends doing such a thing when they were "hot"

Bloody Nora, and I didn't even have to resort to a Judge like shifty edit!
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:47 pm

Sabre wrote:So my advice is to think about the idea when you're not ruled by hormones, that is to say, after a W*nk. :D I've seen many friends doing such a thing when they were "hot" and the next day have a terrible feeling of being guilty. I do have known some  that don't feel guilty at all. You know yourself better than I know you
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:oops:  :laugh:  :laugh: PMSL Sabre you better go back to your RS forum youve been hangin round us scallies to long  :D
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Postby Sabre » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:08 am

W W W W W W

Why? I mean, why in shock? I just was being honest! Mind you, I have a good behaviour with girls, but sometimes good behaviour is after a fight with temptation, if someone say he has no temptations, then he is a known liar

Also, I do get 90% of what I read here without dic (or something) but I didn't get the

hangin round us scallies to long 


bit. I know what's hang around. But what is scallies? in the dic the only similar thing is "scallywag"
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Postby JBG » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:12 am

Sabre wrote:But what is scallies? in the dic the only similar thing is "scallywag"

Yup.  :devil:
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:14 am

Sabre wrote:
hangin round us scallies to long 


bit. I know what's hang around. But what is scallies? in the dic the only similar thing is "scallywag"

:laugh:  Yer Sabre yer big scall  :D
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Postby Judge » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:12 am

JBG wrote:
Sabre wrote:after a W*nk. :D I've seen many friends doing such a thing when they were "hot"

Bloody Nora, and I didn't even have to resort to a Judge like shifty edit!

what do you mean??  :D
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