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by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:08 pm

I hate the fecking place, option 4 for me.

Just been today and had the first of 2 appointments to have a crown done on a back tooth.

1. got there, nervous as hell, sat in waiting room for 20 minutes - sobbing.
2. Got the call to go in, sat in the chair and waffled a right load of nervous :censored:

. Dentist must think I'm a right jibbering tool.
3. Noticed the young female assistant had a loverly bum, thought to myself 'Id rattle it given a chance'.
4. Then he got to work. Injection, then took a mould of my bottom teeth.
5. Ground about 1-2mm of my tooth. This was really uncomfy.
6. took an impression of my top set of gnashers.
7. I left the room , shaking like a sh!teing greyhound.

Got to go back next week for crown fitting.

not happy.

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:57 pm

Option 4 for me, I fkn hate them even though I am lucky enough to have good genetics for teeth. My eldest daughter is 25 and never even had a filling , my son is 23 and only ever had 2., and while I have had quite a few fillings I have still got all my teeth which is something anyway.

I rarely need anything done apart from a scale and polish, but I still hate Dentists and always dread going. The thought of the smell and noise as they drill a tooth is enough to get me reaching for my toothbrush.

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:10 pm

Not keen myself (option 3) but who is really?

But, thanks to the regular flouride treatments I got as a kid, I've not had to endure the full range of the dentist's dark arts so a visit to the dentist is more unpleasant than panic-inducing. Lee makes an important point, though, about dentist office totty. There is always a fit hygienist or two on staff to get you wondering just how private the x-ray closet might be. It never fails, though, that you get stuck with the one that looks like an East German swimmer circa 1980. Once a meaty forearm's got you pinned into the chair and that torture tray of little hooks gets wheeled over, you're finished.

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:13 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Not keen myself (option 3) but who is really? But, thanks to the regular flouride treatments I got as a kid, I've not had to endure the full range of the dentist's dark arts so a visit to the dentist is more unpleasant than panic-inducing. Lee makes an important point, though, about dentist office totty. There is always a fit hygienist or two on staff to get you wondering just how private the x-ray closet might be. It never fails, though, that you get stuck with the one that looks like an East German swimmer circa 1980. Once a meaty forearm's got you pinned into the chair and that torture tray of little hooks gets wheeled over, you're finished.

I couldn't raise a smile in the Dentists nevermind anything much heavier

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:29 pm

s@int wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:Not keen myself (option 3) but who is really? But, thanks to the regular flouride treatments I got as a kid, I've not had to endure the full range of the dentist's dark arts so a visit to the dentist is more unpleasant than panic-inducing. Lee makes an important point, though, about dentist office totty. There is always a fit hygienist or two on staff to get you wondering just how private the x-ray closet might be. It never fails, though, that you get stuck with the one that looks like an East German swimmer circa 1980. Once a meaty forearm's got you pinned into the chair and that torture tray of little hooks gets wheeled over, you're finished.

I couldn't raise a smile in the Dentists nevermind anything much heavier

You just haven't been polished by the right hygienist...

by **Reg** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:16 am

Why would anyone want to be a dentist? What a horrible job. Option 4.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:53 am

I used to have a female dentist, she was built like Fatima Whitbread but she had huge knockers, could see them quite clearly trying to burst out of her smock.

now I have a bloke but the assistant is fit as fook - slurp.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:11 am

I bet she thinks you look really attractive too with instruments hanging out of your mouth, and then that sexy drool and lisp because you can no longer feel your lip.

by **Judge** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:35 am

s@int wrote:I bet she thinks you look really attractive too with instruments hanging out of your mouth, and then that sexy drool and lisp because you can no longer feel your lip.

you talk like that without going to the dentist and leaves me thinking how did you get married ??

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:43 am

Judge wrote:
s@int wrote:I bet she thinks you look really attractive too with instruments hanging out of your mouth, and then that sexy drool and lisp because you can no longer feel your lip.

you talk like that without going to the dentist and leaves me thinking how did you get married ??

And you can tell that from the way I type?

Sadly I talk with a broad Lancashire accent that makes the people on Coronation street sound posh. :down:

Still I would rather have a Lancashire accent than a Yorkshire one, a least I don't sound like Freddie Truman crossed with Geoff Boycott :cool:

by **Judge** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:39 pm

i dont have an accent

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:13 pm

How come you type with a broad Yorkshire accent then ?

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:24 pm

nowt wrong wit Yarkshire fowk tha'nos!

and Judge , when your mates tell you ya sound like a c.nt it doesn't mean you've not got an accent :laugh:

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:15 pm

PMSL

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:37 pm

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