Man utd - We r the best
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by chiggz_likes_owen » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:48 pm
Not more of these kids who have nothing better to do.
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by LiverpoolFan00 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:49 pm
F**k off W*nk*r
Some people think football is a matter of life or death but it's far more important than that. - Bill Shankley
A Well Balanced Soccer Player Has A Beer In Each Hand!
A Well Balanced Soccer Player Has A Beer In Each Hand!
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by Ciggy » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:50 pm
LFC #1 wrote:fuk off c.unt!
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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by jonnymac1979 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:54 pm
ANAGRAMS
Alex Ferguson- Sex organ fuel
George Best- Go get beers
Manchester United- Urine detachments
Teddy Sheringham- He'd sh@g dirty men
A Manchester Utd fan, a Liverpool fan and an Arsenal fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden, Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, They were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It is my first wife's birthday today and she has asked me to grant each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Arsenal fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back". This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Arsenal fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Man U fan was next up (he had almost finished an entire six pack By himself) and after watching the scene, said "Alright! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Man U fan away crying like a little girl.
The Liverpool fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could saying anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you your Royal Highness", the Liverpool fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And, your second wish....... what is it to be?"
"Tie the United fan to my back."
Alex Ferguson- Sex organ fuel
George Best- Go get beers
Manchester United- Urine detachments
Teddy Sheringham- He'd sh@g dirty men
A Manchester Utd fan, a Liverpool fan and an Arsenal fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden, Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, They were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It is my first wife's birthday today and she has asked me to grant each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Arsenal fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back". This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Arsenal fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Man U fan was next up (he had almost finished an entire six pack By himself) and after watching the scene, said "Alright! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Man U fan away crying like a little girl.
The Liverpool fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could saying anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you your Royal Highness", the Liverpool fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And, your second wish....... what is it to be?"
"Tie the United fan to my back."
- jonnymac1979
by Ciggy » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:55 pm
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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