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[judgesmissus]

Alan,Alan,Alan where is my Alan??
He has 3 dinners in the oven and im sick sore and tired of hearing him tell me he has went out for a ride!!
His bicycle has not moved from my garage in months and I just dont know where he is??

Apparently he would come on here the odd time and post?
Occasionally he would mention with a twinkle in his eye Rafa?
I know this is the name of your manager but in my deepest feelings I think there may be more to it...does the word Dodd ring bells for any of my Alans fellow posters?
Maybe im paranoid but I get a hunch they may be indulging in backside boogie.

I just dont know where to begin,my Alan has been missing for days!I mean its beyond a joke.I have found bad things hidden in very strange places all over the maritial home!
Today I was doing the hoovering and a packet of polo mints fell out,as i examined the device more it appeared that bodily fluids were rife up the suction tube!
Pause for thought but that is just the tip of the iceberg!just exactly where has my Alan been putting his little willy(private joke)
The dog was being sick,I took little misty(hes a jack russell) to the vet and he said he had been buggered by something not natural,now forgive me if im wrong but my misty has never been near Barrymores house...what did Alan do to the dog??
And who are all thes strange men calling my house asking Alan if hes up for it?Up for what?
I thought he was a Leader in the boyscouts on Tuesdays and Fridays!
It apperas now that hes probably busy working!Working what though??Salami up his rectum?
Well i can now say that our relationship is over,i being his missus can excuse everything but he left the hoover on and woke my gerbil!!
Hes OUT!!!!

Judges Missus!!

[Number 9]

Dont be to hard on him judgesmissus!
Maybe theres a logical explenation to everything??

[judgesmissus]

Hard on him?? Is that meant to be sarcasim Number 9??
He bloody well has'nt had a hard on in twenty years the limp dic'ked tw@t!
His co'ck is tiny anyway.
I only gave him a BJ after eating steak or bacon to get things out of between my teeth!

[Number 9]

Now now,come on! Dont shoot a man down when he aint here to defend himself!!

Maybe Alan was hoovering and it jumped on to his thing??Is it a Dyson??
Maybe he tripped and fell on the dog and things just happened??

Either way,I think Judge(Alan) should be allowed to say his piece before we judge him!!
Judges missus i suggest you hit the hay girl,i cant see him being "in" anytime now!
Well not in your house!!

[Number 9]

Judge is in twubble!!

[Sabre]

       

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Oh Alan, Alan Alan where are thou ?

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YOUR MISSUS NEEDS A SLAP 

[Dundalk]

Wait until he sees this

Barry you need to get some help

[Number 9]

Wait until he sees this

Barry you need to get some help

I got shouted at!

Never even done anything!
I hope Alan comes home soon!

[woof woof !]

sorry to p'iss on this particular parade but dual accounts are a no no . Which one do you want to keep Barry , Number 9 or Judgesmissus 

[Number 9]

sorry to p'iss on this particular parade but dual accounts are a no no . Which one do you want to keep Barry , Number 9 or Judgesmissus 

Number 9 please!
I get blamed for all sorts!!

[woof woof !]

, Nunber 9 ? . Pity, I thought Judgesmissus had better legs.

[Number 9]

He would'nt know!

[Dundalk]