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by **Mustapha Parp** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:16 pm

Hi Muzzy Parp frum Turkhasazakistan yer ,
how am is you and me

by **Dom1** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:25 pm

Hello Cheese

by **cheesecrackernuts** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:22 am

Hi Muzz,

I seeing yer English usage does not properly.
I am can offerring you to learning a more better English for free is only for you

How about that?
Well, maybe not completely free, you perhaps probably can feeding my rabbit just only for one day when I am away to visit my boyfriends' friend.

by **supersub** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:34 pm

very convincing

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:08 pm

Mustapha Parp wrote:Hi Muzzy Parp frum Turkhasazakistan yer ,
how am is you and me

Hi Muzzy , I'm planning a holiday in Turmenistan can you recommend some places to me (Hotels, Casino's ,Restaurants, Beaches , Launderettes , Cheese factories, Rabbit warrens , Lawn mower factories, Bendy pipe shops and job centres.)
Also whats the bus service like ?
Cheers

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:12 pm

PS I know you live in Turkhasazikistan but I can't spell it.Turmenistan was the best I could do, hope thats ok and doesn't affect my visa application.

by **Mustapha Parp** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:25 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Mustapha Parp wrote:Hi Muzzy Parp frum Turkhasazakistan yer ,
how am is you and me

Hi Muzzy , I'm planning a holiday in Turmenistan can you recommend some places to me (Hotels, Casino's ,Restaurants, Beaches , Launderettes , Cheese factories, Rabbit warrens , Lawn mower factories, Bendy pipe shops and job centres.)
Also whats the bus service like ?
Cheers

Hillo , my freind ,how am is you?
yes you come to Hotel El Parpo , tis my family hotel innit?
everything s ther like (Hotels, Casino's ,Restaurants, Beaches , Launderettes , Cheese factories, Rabbit warrens , Lawn mower factories, Bendy pipe shops and job centres.)
evrything you find in hotel shop 'Parps Bendy Pipe Shop & Haberdasherie Store'
buses are very rubbish , Parps Taxis are very,very,very,very,very good and air condition

please bring yor sister

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:43 pm

That sounds great Muzzy everything under one roof , if you can supply room service I won't have to waste any time valuable holiday time shopping for stuff.
My sister is very excited that you have invited her. I think you will like her she looks like a cross between Harry Redknap and a Rottwieller. She is bald but wears nice hats and likes to eat beans (thats ALL she eats).
See you soon .

by **Dom1** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:26 pm

can i come

i have loads of bendy pipes, u now just incase u need extra stock parp

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 3:25 pm

Dom , how much do you want for your bendy pipes ? Could save me the bother of carrying them back from Parps Palace.

by **Dom1** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:32 pm

well i have a specal offer at the moment, 2 for £600....

this is for top quality bendiness, a bit like cheesecrackernuts

Well, maybe not completely free, you perhaps probably can feeding my rabbit just only for one day when I am away to visit my boyfriends' friend.

Dom1

by **cheesecrackernuts** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:34 am

me a bit like bendy pipes?

which part of me?

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:40 am

Sorry Dom £600 is a bit steep .
I can offer you 53p and a picture of Elvis. (you know you want one)

by **Dom1** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:17 pm

hmmm is he dead in the picture?!!?
that may swing the deal

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:46 pm

I'm not sure if he's actually dead, he's got some drool running down his chin and he wasn't saying much , I took the photo at a chippy in New Brighton.

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