Worst songs ever ! - In your opinion of course...

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Postby Paul C » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:40 pm

Anything by Westlife!! :angry:
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Postby Emerald Red » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:22 pm

JamCar05 wrote:Whenever a new Black Eyed Peas singles is out, I just have to cringe. Horrible, horrible music (in my humble opinion :D ). Oh, and I don't like any of their solo efforts either, absolutely boring stuff with the lamest of lyrics.

You've just summed up what's wrong with music these days as a whole. Compare the charts of the early to mid 90's to now. Many of the early 90's stuff may have been cheesy, but it was good cheese.

IMO there is far too much R&B, Rap, Hip-hop in the charts. It's ruining music.

As for horrible songs or music, too many to say. Any of Wacko Jacko's last stuff, like that black and white song, and earth song. Complete p*ss.
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Postby Emerald Red » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:24 pm

The Manhattan Project wrote:"Achey Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus.


Because it inspired thousands of old people to take up line dancing.

Nothing wrong with a bit of line dancing. Especially when it's nude line dancing.
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Postby RUSHIE#9 » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:37 pm

Emerald Red wrote:
JamCar05 wrote:Whenever a new Black Eyed Peas singles is out, I just have to cringe. Horrible, horrible music (in my humble opinion :D ). Oh, and I don't like any of their solo efforts either, absolutely boring stuff with the lamest of lyrics.

You've just summed up what's wrong with music these days as a whole. Compare the charts of the early to mid 90's to now. Many of the early 90's stuff may have been cheesy, but it was good cheese.

IMO there is far too much R&B, Rap, Hip-hop in the charts. It's ruining music.

Spot on there, too much of this R'n'B shite, it all sounds the same to me (feck me I'm startin to sound like me parents  :oops: ). I can't stand all this gangsta' rappin bollox either. Nothin but gobbin off about gunning people down and all of their Ho's.
I mean who gives a flyin fuck??

If I listed all the music/artists I can't stand we'd be here 'til Christmas and then we'll have Woof bitchin' about the christmas songs!  :D

At the moment though I really can't stand that 'Foundations' by Kate Nash. That line about being BITTTAAAAAAAAAA and his mates being FITTTAAAAAAAAAA really does get on me Tads.
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Postby Emerald Red » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:48 pm

RUSHIE#9 wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:
JamCar05 wrote:Whenever a new Black Eyed Peas singles is out, I just have to cringe. Horrible, horrible music (in my humble opinion :D ). Oh, and I don't like any of their solo efforts either, absolutely boring stuff with the lamest of lyrics.

You've just summed up what's wrong with music these days as a whole. Compare the charts of the early to mid 90's to now. Many of the early 90's stuff may have been cheesy, but it was good cheese.

IMO there is far too much R&B, Rap, Hip-hop in the charts. It's ruining music.

Spot on there, too much of this R'n'B shite, it all sounds the same to me (feck me I'm startin to sound like me parents  :oops: ). I can't stand all this gangsta' rappin bollox either. Nothin but gobbin off about gunning people down and all of their Ho's.
I mean who gives a flyin fuck??

If I listed all the music/artists I can't stand we'd be here 'til Christmas and then we'll have Woof bitchin' about the christmas songs!  :D

At the moment though I really can't stand that 'Foundations' by Kate Nash. That line about being BITTTAAAAAAAAAA and his mates being FITTTAAAAAAAAAA really does get on me Tads.

Yeah. And I don't know if you'd noticed, but you look at the likes of squeaky clean Timberlake, and Nelly Furtado and even Jennifer Lopez and Mariah Carey along with many more solo singer that have went and joined up with the R&B and rap singers and that's all they do now. They think they are gangsta or something. It's like they are trying to be cool because hip hop is cool or something. These people have sold themselves out. God, I miss the 90's music!
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Postby LFC2007 » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:01 am

Fog on the tyne.
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Postby RUSHIE#9 » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:07 am

LFC2007 wrote:Fog on the tyne.

How can you even consider an all time classic like that for the worst songs ever?

I despair sometimes!


































:p  :D
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Postby Emerald Red » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:10 am

Lionel Richie - Dancing On The Ceiling.

I've tried it. And failed. That song is bollox.
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Postby JamCar05 » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:06 pm

RUSHIE#9 wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:
JamCar05 wrote:Whenever a new Black Eyed Peas singles is out, I just have to cringe. Horrible, horrible music (in my humble opinion :D ). Oh, and I don't like any of their solo efforts either, absolutely boring stuff with the lamest of lyrics.

You've just summed up what's wrong with music these days as a whole. Compare the charts of the early to mid 90's to now. Many of the early 90's stuff may have been cheesy, but it was good cheese.

IMO there is far too much R&B, Rap, Hip-hop in the charts. It's ruining music.

Spot on there, too much of this R'n'B shite, it all sounds the same to me (feck me I'm startin to sound like me parents  :oops: ). I can't stand all this gangsta' rappin bollox either. Nothin but gobbin off about gunning people down and all of their Ho's.
I mean who gives a flyin fuck??

If I listed all the music/artists I can't stand we'd be here 'til Christmas and then we'll have Woof bitchin' about the christmas songs!  :D

At the moment though I really can't stand that 'Foundations' by Kate Nash. That line about being BITTTAAAAAAAAAA and his mates being FITTTAAAAAAAAAA really does get on me Tads.

Exactly! It all sounds the same, I honestly can't tell the difference between the voices of (almost) all of the female r'n'b singers and the "cool" male rappers. And what's up with the videos... they're all alike as well: "LOOK AT ME, I gots like 18 kilos of gold wrapped all over my body and five different SUV's with giant silver rims... LOOK AT ME!" Who cares, really?
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:24 pm

lonely - akon
beautiful girls - sean kingston
anything by Jay Z
and Atreyu. fecking trash. abosolute garbage.
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Postby Sabre » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:38 pm

Almost anything coming from my country this days can be in the top 3 of cráp anytime.

Enrique Iglesias for instance. He winds me up more than Peewee when he gives stick to Rafa, houndreds of times more!
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Postby lakes10 » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:41 pm

CardinalRed wrote:"Come On Eileen"..... absolute sh*te!!! it always gets played at weddings and evryone f'kin cheers when it comes on!! give me strength.....

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I asked for that at my wedding, plus any thing by madness
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Postby ivor_the_injun » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:43 pm

Peter Sarstedt - Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)

Mind-bogglingly awful. In my 6th form days I used to work at Morrisons part-time, and that was on one of the 8-track tapes they'd play all-f*cking day. During a saturday shift, I'd hear it several dozen times, and it would drive me up the wall.

"For a laugh, a-ha-ha" - AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!! :angry:

I was at the Guildford Festival some years back - must have been 97 I think - and while wandering around the site there was suddenly an announcement welcoming him to the main stage. I didn't have a clue he was playing, and suddenly I went into a p*ssed up rage, charging through the crowd towards the stage, shouting all manner of stuff at him. It was a really sedate festival, and everyone thought I was absolutely mental. I chucked a beer at him, and ended up being carted off by about 8 hippies. :D
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Postby lakes10 » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:45 pm

not sure if anyone knows this song

the umpire strikers back, the brat

Tennis Lyrics - The Brat : Chalk Dust - The Umpire Strikes Back
Oh I say, well played sir
Fifteen love
Oh my goodness me, what a shot
Thirty love
Who could possibly return that backhand?
Thirty fifteen
These two boys really mean business today
Forty fifteen
Out
Out
What!
Out
WHAT!
The ball was out

You gotta be kidding

The ball's in, everyone could see that the ball's in
Chalk dust, everyone could see that there was chalk dust

That ball was in by about a mile
You people here are goddamn senile

Don't be noisy, there's a good chap
You'll wake the line person, she's having a nap.

Screwball
Call yourself an umpire
You're a screwball

Play on
You're being rather naughty
Kindly play on

I won't play on till you change your call
You didn't even see the (beep beep) ball
I come over here to play a (beep beep) game
But you blind geriatrics are the (beep beep) thing

The ball's in, everyone could see that the ball's in
Chalk dust, everyone could see that there was chalk dust

Awfully sorry but the ball was out
I'd be jolly grateful if you didn't shout
If you don't like it here well you shouldn't come
Frankly sir
You're a pain in the bum

Moron, I want another umpire you're a moron

Chalk dust, I wanna see my lawyer there was chalk dust

You pick on me cause of who I am
I'm not playing on and I don't give a damn

The ball wasn't out it's a goddamn lie
I won't play on and I think I'm gonna cry...

Chalk dust
I wanna see my daddy there was chalk dust

Boring
I'm going to have to shoot you now
You're boring

I am sorry about this
You tedious little brat
I am sick of you

The umpire strikes back

[machine gun fire] Rat-a-tat-tat-tat

Oh, you're the pits, you're scum man, you are not fit to be called a human being

[machine gun fire[ Rat-a-tat-tat-tat

I was talking to myself.
[dies] uhhhh......




yes it was bad but i loved it at the time
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Postby shanks72 » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:52 pm

Jennifer Rush - The Power Of Love

Barbara Streisand - A Woman In Love


Can't bear these two songs...both make me wanna reach for a ...bucket :D
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