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> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
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> Eventually Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day resting.
>
> He enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
> satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds.
>
> "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?"
>
> "It's a planet", replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call
> it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance"
>
> "Balance?" enquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained pointing to the Earth "For example, North America will be a
> place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be
> poor, the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a
> cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over
> there I've placed a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to
> different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
> one will be very cold and covered with ice."
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's works, then pointed to a small area of
> land and said "What's that" "Ah," said God, "that's Liverpool, the most
> glorious place on Earth. The people there are the most beautiful; they
> will have two great football teams, the greatest horse race in the world,
> two impressive Cathedrals and will be the home of the greatest pop group
> ever". The people from Liverpool are going to be the most modest,
> intelligent and humorous on Earth. They are to be found travelling the
> world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving.
> They wil be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What about
> balance God? You said there will be balance"
>
> God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the w*nkers I'm putting next to
> them in Manchester"
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hope this hasnt been posted yet if it has shut the fukc up i didnt know...
