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by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:59 pm

I have been going out with a girl for three days and I wondering when I should move to "2nd BASE".

When she's old enough!

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:08 pm

if you cant get get one at 32 get two at 16

by **Paul C** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:13 pm

Honolulu Bob wrote:
judge wrote:get her to give you head, with her teeth out of course:D

And they said romance was dead.....

RAFLMAO

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:29 pm

stick it in her rusty bullet hole leon. fick her till shes sore mate. then tell her she deserved it

by **simic_ie** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:31 pm

judge wrote:stick it in her rusty bullet hole leon. fick her till shes sore mate. then tell her she deserved it

Won't somebody PLLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEE think of the children :Oo:

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:33 pm

ok, but i'm not into children simic!

leon wanted to know all debauchery, so many of us have advised him. we will try to remember the watershed. anyway they should be at school, or doing homework etc

by **zackboxer** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:51 pm

Can't believe nobody even asked.... so how was 2nd base Leon?? :;):

by **kindaconfuzed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:15 pm

Leon

This is all about you mate, when yer ready just help yourself. Its only when you propose that you worry about her and then when yerve married her its back to doing whats right for you.

As the saying goes "a limp phali* never won a faint heart" :cool:

by **Gerrard#1** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:56 pm

by **kindaconfuzed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:31 pm

Taff

I think White Lightning instead of Strongbow its cheaper.

by **kindaconfuzed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:33 pm

If she really loved yer she have her front teeth taken out for yer so as not to damage yer brains.

by **kindaconfuzed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:35 pm

Just remember if yer do the business and leave a skiddy on the sheets when she's out of the room turn it round onto her side

by **kindaconfuzed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:38 pm

Another top tip is to stick yer finger up her ar*e this forces her to sqeeze her cheeks together and then it feels better for you. She might end up with a sore ar*e but she'll get over it.

by **kindaconfuzed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:39 pm

Leon

Yer gettin years of experience her so lap it up mate and yer wont go wrong.....not that it ever helped me :cool:

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:30 am

kindaconfused seems to like this site?

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